About the transcripts...
The transcripts use American English, including the drafts (which are copied directly from the script.)
The scripts are here for many reasons, e.g. the odd reference look-up, curiousity, or simply for enjoyment. Please have fun.
Forward any transcript requests to me. I plan to have all episodes done eventually. But for now...
SEASON ONE
0101 - Pilot - second draft script
0101 - Pilot - final draft script
0101 - The Original (Unaired) Pilot - transcript of differences between this and the 'real' Pilot
0101 - Pilot - transcript | illustrated
0102 - Thinnergy - transcript | illustrated
0103 - Sixteen Years And What Do You Get? - transcript | illustrated
0104 - But I Didn't Shoot The Deputy - transcript | illustrated
0105 - Have You Driven A Ford Lately? - transcript | illustrated
0106 - Whose Room is it Anyway? - transcript | illustrated
0107 - Al Loses His Cherry - transcript | illustrated
0108 - Peggy Sue Got Work - transcript | illustrated
0109 - Married Without Children - transcript | illustrated
0110 - The Poker Game - transcript | illustrated
0111 - Where's The Boss? - transcript | illustrated
0112 - Nightmare On Al's Street - transcript
0113 - Johnny Be Gone - transcript
SEASON TWO
0201 - Buck Can Do It - transcript
0202 - Poppy's By The Tree (part 1) - transcript
0203 - Poppy's By The Tree (part 2) - transcript
0204 - If I Were A Rich Man - first draft script
0204 - If I Were A Rich Man - transcript
0205 - For Whom The Bell Tolls - transcript
0206 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (part 1) - final draft script
0208 - Born To Walk - transcript
0210 - The Razor's Edge - final draft script
0210 - The Razor's Edge - transcript
0211 - How Do You Spell Revenge? - transcript
0213 - You Better Watch Out - transcript
0214 - Guys And Dolls - final draft script
0215 - Build A Better Mousetrap - transcript
0216 - Master The Possibilities - transcript
0217 - Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - first draft script
0217 - Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - transcript
0218 - The Great Escape - transcript
0220 - Just Married... with Children - transcript
0221 - Father Lode - transcript
0222 - All In The Family - transcript
SEASON THREE
0301 - A Period Piece - first draft script
0301 - A Period Piece - transcript
0302 - He Thought He Could - transcript
0304 - Poke High - first draft script
0305 - A Dump Of My Own - final draft script
0306 - Her Cups Runneth Over - transcript
0307 - The Bald and the Beautiful - final draft script
0307 - The Bald and the Beautiful - transcript
0308 - I'll See You in Court - transcript
0308 - I'll See You In Court - illustrated transcript at Bundyology
0309 - The Gypsy Cried - first draft script
0310 - Requiem For A Dead Barber - transcript
0311 - Eatin' Out - final draft script
0312 - My Mom, The Mom - final draft script
0314 - A Three Job, No Income Family - transcript
0315 - The Harder They Fall - transcript
0317 - Married With Queen (part 1) - first draft script
0316 - The House That Peg Lost - final draft script
0318 - Married With Queen: The Sequel - final draft script
0319 - The Computer Show - transcript
0321 - Life's A Beach - transcript
SEASON FOUR
0401 - Hot off the Grill - transcript
0402 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics - first draft script
0402 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics - transcript
0403 - Buck Saves the Day - transcript
0404 - Tooth and Consequences - transcript
0405 - He Ain't Much, But He's Mine - transcript
0406 - Fair Exchange - final draft script
0406 - Fair Exchange transcript
0407 - Desperately Seeking Miss October - final draft script
0407 - Desperately Seeking Miss October - transcript
0408 - 976-Shoe - final draft script
0409 - Oh, What A Feeling - transcript
0410 - At The Zoo - final draft script
0410 - At The Zoo - transcript
0411 - Who'll Stop The Rain - transcript
0412 - It's A Bundyful Life (part 1) - transcript
0413 - It's A Bundyful Life (part 2) - transcript
0415 - A Taxing Problem - transcript
0416 - You Gotta Know When To Hold 'Em (part 1) - transcript
0418 - What Goes Around Comes Around - transcript
0419 - Raingirl - transcript
0420 - Peggy Turns 300 - first draft script
0421 - Peggy Made A Little Lamb - transcript
0422 - The Agony of DeFeet - transcript
0423 - Yard Sale - transcript
SEASON FIVE
0502 - We'll Follow The Sun - transcript
0504 - The Unnatural - first draft script
0507 - Married with Aliens - final draft script
0507 - Married with Aliens - transcript
0509 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - transcript
0511 - And Baby Makes Money - transcript
0512 - Married... with Who? - transcript
0514 - The Godfather - transcript
0518 - Oldies But Young'Uns - transcript
0519 - You Better Shop Around (Part 1) - transcript
0522 - Route 666 (part 1) - table draft script
SEASON SIX
0601 - She's Having My Baby (part 1) - transcript
0602 - She's Having My Baby (part 2) - transcript
0603 - If Al Had A Hammer - transcript
0605 - Looking For A Desk In All The Wrong Places - transcript
0607 - If I Could See Me Now - transcript
0608 - God's Shoes - transcript
0609 - Kelly Does Hollywood (part 1) - transcript
0612 - So This is How Sinatra Felt - transcript
0614 - The Mystery of Skull Island - transcript
0619 - Dinner With Anthrax - transcript
0623 - The Gas Station Show - transcript
SEASON SEVEN
0702 - T-R-A Something Something Spells Tramp - transcript
0704 - Al On The Rocks - transcript
0707 - The Chicago Wine Party - transcript
0710 - Death of a Shoe Salesman - transcript
0713 - Wedding Show - transcript
0714 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This - transcript
0721 - Movie Show - transcript
0722 - Till Death Do Us Part - transcript
0723 - Tis Time To Smell The Roses - transcript
0725 - The Wedding Repercussions - transcript
0726 - The Proposition - transcript
SEASON EIGHT
0801 - A Tisket, A Tasket, Can Peggy Make A Basket? - transcript
0804 - Luck of the Bundys - transcript
0812 - Just A Little Off The Top - transcript
0813 - The Worst Noel - transcript
0814 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself - transcript
0817 - Get Outta Dodge - transcript
0818 - Valentine's Day Massacre - transcript
0819 - Field of Screams - transcript
0821 - Legend of Ironhead Haynes - transcript
0824 - Assault And Batteries - transcript
SEASON NINE
0904 - Naughty But Niece - transcript
0907 - Dial B For Virgin - transcript
0908 - Sleepless in Chicago - first draft script
0913 - I Want My Psycho Dad (part 1) - transcript
0914 - I Want My Psycho Dad: Second Blood (part 2) - transcript
0917 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell - transcript
0918 - 25 Years And What Have You Got? - transcript
0919 - Ship Happens (Part 1) - transcript
0920 - Ship Happens (Part 2) - transcript
SEASON TEN
1002 - Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? - transcript
1011 - The Two That Got Away - transcript
1012 - I Can't Believe It's Butter - transcript
1020 - Turning Japanese - transcript
1021 - Bud Hits the Books - transcript
1022 - Al Goes to the Dogs - transcript
1023 - Kiss of the Coffee Woman - transcript
1024 - Enemies - second draft script
1025 - Torch Song Duet - transcript
1026 - The Joke's On Al - transcript
SEASON ELEVEN
1101 - The Stepford Peg - transcript
1102 - Children of the Corns - transcript
1103 - Twisted - transcript
1104 - Grime and Punishment - transcript
1106 - Kelly's Gotta Habit - transcript
1110 - Bud on the Side - transcript
1111 - A Bundy Thanksgiving - transcript
1113 - God Help Ye Merry Bundymen - transcript
1116 - Breaking Up Is Easy To Do (Part 1) - table draft script
1118 - Breaking Up Is Easy To Do (Part 3) - transcript
1119 - Birthday Boy Toy - transcript
1122 - Lez Be Friends - transcript
1123 - Desperate Half Hour - transcript
1124 - How to Marry a Moron - transcript
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