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The transcripts use American English, including the drafts (which are copied directly from the script.)
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SEASON ONE

s01e01 - 0101 - Pilot - second draft script
s01e01 - 0101 - Pilot - final draft script
s01e01 - 0101 - The Original (Unaired) Pilot - differences between this and the 'real' Pilot
s01e01 - 0101 - Pilot - transcript | illustrated
s01e02 - 0102 - Thinnergy - transcript | illustrated
s01e06 - 0103 - Sixteen Years And What Do You Get? - transcript | illustrated
s01e03 - 0104 - But I Didn't Shoot The Deputy - transcript | illustrated
s01e05 - 0105 - Have You Driven A Ford Lately? - transcript | illustrated
s01e04 - 0106 - Whose Room is it Anyway? - transcript | illustrated
s01e10 - 0107 - Al Loses His Cherry - transcript | illustrated
s01e09 - 0108 - Peggy Sue Got Work - transcript | illustrated
s01e07 - 0109 - Married Without Children - transcript | illustrated
s01e08 - 0110 - The Poker Game - transcript | illustrated
s01e12 - 0111 - Where's The Boss? - transcript | illustrated
s01e11 - 0112 - Nightmare On Al's Street - transcript | illustrated
s01e13 - 0113 - Johnny Be Gone - transcript | illustrated


SEASON TWO

s02e04 - 0201 - Buck Can Do It - transcript | illustrated
s02e01 - 0202 - Poppy's By The Tree (part 1) - transcript | illustrated
s02e02 - 0203 - Poppy's By The Tree (part 2) - transcript
s02e03 - 0204 - If I Were A Rich Man - first draft script
s02e03 - 0204 - If I Were A Rich Man - transcript
s02e07 - 0205 - For Whom The Bell Tolls - transcript
s02e05 - 0206 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (part 1) - final draft script
s02e08 - 0208 - Born To Walk - transcript
s02e09 - 0210 - The Razor's Edge - final draft script
s02e10 - 0210 - The Razor's Edge - transcript
s02e12 - 0211 - How Do You Spell Revenge? - transcript
s02e13 - 0213 - You Better Watch Out - transcript
s02e14 - 0214 - Guys And Dolls - final draft script
s02e15 - 0215 - Build A Better Mousetrap - transcript
s02e16 - 0216 - Master The Possibilities - transcript
s02e17 - 0217 - Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - first draft script
s02e17 - 0217 - Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - transcript
s02e18 - 0218 - The Great Escape - transcript
s02e20 - 0220 - Just Married... with Children - transcript
s02e21 - 0221 - Father Lode - transcript
s02e22 - 0222 - All In The Family - transcript


SEASON THREE

s03e04 - 0301 - A Period Piece - first draft script
s03e04 - 0301 - A Period Piece - transcript
s03e01 - 0302 - He Thought He Could - transcript
s03e03 - 0304 - Poke High - first draft script
s03e05 - 0305 - A Dump Of My Own - final draft script
s03e06 - 0306 - Her Cups Runneth Over - transcript
s03e07 - 0307 - The Bald and the Beautiful - final draft script
s03e07 - 0307 - The Bald and the Beautiful - transcript
s03e22 - 0308 - I'll See You in Court - transcript
s03e08 - 0309 - The Gypsy Cried - first draft script
s03e09 - 0310 - Requiem For A Dead Barber - transcript
s03e10 - 0311 - Eatin' Out - final draft script
s03e11 - 0312 - My Mom, The Mom - final draft script
s03e13 - 0314 - A Three Job, No Income Family - transcript
s03e14 - 0315 - The Harder They Fall - transcript
s03e15 - 0316 - The House That Peg Lost - final draft script
s03e16 - 0317 - Married With Queen (part 1) - first draft script
s03e17 - 0318 - Married With Queen: The Sequel - final draft script
s03e18 - 0319 - The Computer Show - transcript
s03e20 - 0321 - Life's A Beach - transcript
s03e21 - 0322 - Here's Looking At You, Kid - first draft script
s03e21 - 0322 - Here's Looking At You, Kid - transcript


SEASON FOUR

s04e01 - 0401 - Hot off the Grill - transcript
s04e02 - 0402 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics - first draft script
s04e02 - 0402 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics - transcript
s04e03 - 0403 - Buck Saves the Day - transcript
s04e04 - 0404 - Tooth and Consequences - transcript
s04e05 - 0405 - He Ain't Much, But He's Mine - transcript
s04e06 - 0406 - Fair Exchange - final draft script
s04e06 - 0406 - Fair Exchange transcript
s04e07 - 0407 - Desperately Seeking Miss October - final draft script
s04e07 - 0407 - Desperately Seeking Miss October - transcript
s04e08 - 0408 - 976-Shoe - final draft script
s04e09 - 0409 - Oh, What A Feeling - transcript
s04e10 - 0410 - At The Zoo - final draft script
s04e10 - 0410 - At The Zoo - transcript
s04e13 - 0411 - Who'll Stop The Rain - transcript
s04e11 - 0412 - It's A Bundyful Life (part 1) - transcript
s04e12 - 0413 - It's A Bundyful Life (part 2) - transcript
s04e14 - 0415 - A Taxing Problem - transcript
s04e16 - 0416 - You Gotta Know When To Hold 'Em (part 1) - transcript
s04e18 - 0418 - What Goes Around Comes Around - transcript
s04e21 - 0419 - Raingirl - transcript
s04e19 - 0420 - Peggy Turns 300 - first draft script
s04e20 - 0421 - Peggy Made A Little Lamb - transcript
s04e22 - 0422 - The Agony of DeFeet - transcript
s04e23 - 0423 - Yard Sale - transcript


SEASON FIVE

s05e01 - 0502 - We'll Follow The Sun - transcript
s05e04 - 0504 - The Unnatural - first draft script
s05e07 - 0507 - Married with Aliens - final draft script
s05e07 - 0507 - Married with Aliens - transcript
s05e09 - 0509 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - transcript
s05e11 - 0511 - And Baby Makes Money - transcript
s05e12 - 0512 - Married... with Who? - transcript
s05e13 - 0514 - The Godfather - transcript
s05e17 - 0518 - Oldies But Young'Uns - transcript
s05e21 - 0519 - You Better Shop Around (Part 1) - transcript
s05e23 - 0522 - Route 666 (part 1) - table draft script


SEASON SIX

s06e01 - 0601 - She's Having My Baby (part 1) - transcript
s06e02 - 0602 - She's Having My Baby (part 2) - transcript
s06e03 - 0603 - If Al Had A Hammer - transcript
s06e05 - 0605 - Looking For A Desk In All The Wrong Places - transcript
s06e07 - 0607 - If I Could See Me Now - transcript
s06e08 - 0608 - God's Shoes - transcript
s06e09 - 0609 - Kelly Does Hollywood (part 1) - transcript
s06e12 - 0612 - So This is How Sinatra Felt - transcript
s06e14 - 0614 - The Mystery of Skull Island - transcript
s06e18 - 0619 - Dinner With Anthrax - transcript
s06e23 - 0623 - The Gas Station Show - transcript


SEASON SEVEN

s07e02 - 0702 - T-R-A Something Something Spells Tramp - transcript
s07e04 - 0704 - Al On The Rocks - transcript
s07e07 - 0707 - The Chicago Wine Party - transcript
s07e10 - 0710 - Death of a Shoe Salesman - transcript
s07e13 - 0713 - Wedding Show - transcript
s07e14 - 0714 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This - transcript
s07e21 - 0721 - Movie Show - transcript
s07e22 - 0722 - Till Death Do Us Part - transcript
s07e23 - 0723 - Tis Time To Smell The Roses - transcript
s07e25 - 0725 - The Wedding Repercussions - transcript
s07e26 - 0726 - The Proposition - transcript


SEASON EIGHT

s08e01 - 0801 - A Tisket, A Tasket, Can Peggy Make A Basket? - transcript
s08e04 - 0804 - Luck of the Bundys - transcript
s08e12 - 0812 - Just A Little Off The Top - transcript
s08e13 - 0813 - The Worst Noel - transcript
s08e15 - 0814 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself - transcript
s08e18 - 0817 - Get Outta Dodge - transcript
s08e17 - 0818 - Valentine's Day Massacre - transcript
s08e19 - 0819 - Field of Screams - transcript
s08e23 - 0821 - Legend of Ironhead Haynes - transcript
s08e24 - 0824 - Assault And Batteries - transcript
s08e25 - 0825 - Ride Scare - transcript


SEASON NINE

s09e04 - 0904 - Naughty But Niece - transcript
s09e07 - 0907 - Dial B For Virgin - transcript
s09e08 - 0908 - Sleepless in Chicago - first draft script
s09e12 - 0913 - I Want My Psycho Dad (part 1) - transcript
s09e13 - 0914 - I Want My Psycho Dad: Second Blood (part 2) - transcript
s09e16 - 0917 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell - transcript
s09e17 - 0918 - 25 Years And What Have You Got? - transcript
s09e18 - 0919 - Ship Happens (Part 1) - transcript
s09e19 - 0920 - Ship Happens (Part 2) - transcript


SEASON TEN

s10e01 - 1002 - Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? - transcript
s10e09 - 1011 - The Two That Got Away - transcript
s10e13 - 1012 - I Can't Believe It's Butter - transcript
s10e20 - 1020 - Turning Japanese - transcript
s10e23 - 1021 - Bud Hits the Books - transcript
s10e21 - 1022 - Al Goes to the Dogs - transcript
s10e24 - 1023 - Kiss of the Coffee Woman - transcript
s10e22 - 1024 - Enemies - second draft script
s10e25 - 1025 - Torch Song Duet - transcript
s10e26 - 1026 - The Joke's On Al - transcript


SEASON ELEVEN

s11e10 - 1101 - The Stepford Peg - transcript
s11e02 - 1102 - Children of the Corns - transcript
s11e01 - 1103 - Twisted - transcript
s11e12 - 1104 - Grime and Punishment - transcript
s11e03 - 1106 - Kelly's Gotta Habit - transcript
s11e11 - 1110 - Bud on the Side - transcript
s11e06 - 1111 - A Bundy Thanksgiving - transcript
s11e08 - 1113 - God Help Ye Merry Bundymen - transcript
s11e14 - 1116 - Breaking Up Is Easy To Do (Part 1) - table draft script
s11e16 - 1118 - Breaking Up Is Easy To Do (Part 3) - transcript
s11e19 - 1119 - Birthday Boy Toy - transcript
s11e21 - 1122 - Lez Be Friends - transcript
s11e22 - 1123 - Desperate Half Hour - transcript
s11e23 - 1124 - How to Marry a Moron - transcript






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