Favorite Quotes

[Tido]

Why did Bud & Kelly kissing?

[Daniel]

They just pretended to.
It was a spontaneous, funny (I think not for CA) idea of DF.

[Lonely Shoe Salesman]

Al - "If there was no aliens, how will you explain these?!"

Kelly - "NOOOOO!!!!" - facing a bunch of kids running right at her, but that was rather sweet, so not really cool-the-standard-cool way

Kelly - "She'll turn us into frogs!AAAAAAAH!" - looking at Bud & bursting with laughter moment later, a killer one

Al - "{hearing knocking at garage door}Oh, maybe it's the life I ordered".

"So the lone shoe salesman layed down and died".

This is my first post. Hi everyone! All hail the Duke

How come there ain't no american fans here?..

[Glenn]

Maybe becaause it's a german site

[al bundee]

There are so many good quotes I can go on forever to list them lol

One I like is when AL goes for his drivers test, and the way how they call out his name... Boondy, Al Boondy

[tee hee!]

*might not be exact qoutes but close enough.

AL: " dumdumdumdumdumdum VEGETABLE GARDEN! dumdumdumdumdumdum CORN!" - from the vegetable garden episode.

AL: " today i consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. i would like to say i hate you all, i think of no one but myself..." - from the softball episode (i think).

old black guy country hillbilly: " Dodge is a damn fine car. Ran over my wife w/ a Dodge." - from the gold digging episode.

old witch: " ...lower uncton shall always be in darkness!"
Sheamus McBundy(Al) : " aye, will ya be floating above us blocking the sun?"- from the england episode.

What a great show this was !

[Market Dweller]

My Top three MWC quotes:

3. [Al] Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much you get a belly ache.

2. [Kelly] Daddy good, sleepy now.

1. [Al] Look out, no brakes, no brakes!

True fans know where these quotes are from. Glad MWC is appreciated outside the US.

[Glenn]

I think, the 3. you wrote was different. IMO it goes like this:

"Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much 'til your tummy aches"

[Cusa987]

So you can fit Oprah in your busy schedule of
loaf-nibble-snoor
watch-castrate husband
loaf-loaf-snoor






Pag(to Al about her mom):Isn't that great, she's trying to save the Earth!
Al: She is the Earth!

[Cusa987]

Al before street battle:Any last words??
guy at street:yeah, your wife's good in bed
Al:so you are a liar too!

[i hate the dodge]

al bundy : People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.

al bundy : I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.

al bundy : The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!

al bundy : It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!

al bundy : Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!

[njmiller]

Married... with aliens

---al and peg in bed and als complaining that his head hurts and..
Peg says: every time you get the slightest of injury you complain about it like the time you were changing the tire and the car fell on you, like i got a lot of sleep that night... I CANT FEEL MY LEGS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS.

[Jefferson Darcy]

Al Bundy :"Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?"
Al Bundy :"Go away, Peg!"
Al Bundy :"Oh. life is good! But not for me..."

[NO MAAM]

Al Bundy arguing with his family about how he has no money.

Al Bundy:..."Peg would you like a bmw"?

Peg:"I always thought of my self as a Jaguar type of person"

Al Bundy:"If only i could find one hungry enough"!

or

Al:" hooter hooters,yum yum yum...hooters,hooters on a girl that's dumb!"

[PsychoDad]

Al Bundy: Women, you can't live with 'em............The End