Favorite Quotes

[Dr. Shoe]

Its the very same episode. The one where the little rich kid makes Kelly go to the dance with him in return for a part in a jeans commercial. Last episode of season 9.

[MadBionicleCollector]

hooters, hooters yum, yum, yum hooters on a blonde that's dumb

[Snowman]

I have so many favorite quotes; it was almost impossible to narrow the list down to these

Al to Steve in the lingere shop when a gorgeous brunette in a tight dress walks by:
AL: Heh. Let's see the Japaneese build a better one of those.

Al, being forced to have Buck neutered:
PEGGY: Marcy suggested this vet that's not too far from us. And guess what, Al, she's a woman.
AL: Of course. What does she do? Nag 'em till they drop off?

Kelly describing her new love:
PEGGY: So, what's his name?
KELLY: Brian. Oh Mom, I love everything about him. His hair, his lips, his breath...
PEGGY: His breath? Really? [She glances at Al] Well, there goes the old myth of a girl wanting a guy just like her father.
AL: Peg, I wonder why you never went after a guy like your father. Or weren't there any chronically unemployed, social parasites [long pause due to audience howling] the month you were in your prime?

Al and Peggy lay down on the couch and just start making out when the front door bursts open and a group of neighbors enter the living room:
NEIGHBOR: We're here, Bundy!
Al picks his head up suddenly and stares at the incoming people.
NEIGHBOR: Bundy, Bundy, Bundy. Don't you know you shouldn't leave your door unlocked? It's an invitation to intruders.
AL [annoyed, to Peggy]: What are they doing here??
PEGGY: They're the Neighborhood Watch group. I invited them.
AL [in disbelief, to Peggy]: To watch this?!?

Al, Steve, Bud, Peggy, Marci, and Kelly, are trapped in a cabin surrounded by wild animals. The girls are all on their period
AL: Well, the cast of Bambi is out there now. And in here [Al looks over at Peggy, Marcie, and Kelly] we have some of the seven dwarves: Puffy, Crabby and Horny.

[marriedaniac]

Bump!

I was gonna start a new thread for favourite quotes, but one already exists. Let's rock.

"Sleepy time now?"

[LetsRock]

"What does that toilet have that I don't?"
"A job"

Laughed my head off at that one!!

[marriedaniac]

"Peg, if your job was any easier you'd be in an urn in the garage."

[ARMAN]

i like Kelly's: Well this is a fine howdy ya doody

also good one is in 0822
Are you Al Bundy?
Why, yes, I am.
Oh, and that's my... My-- My housekeeper, Consuela.
Oh, Consuela, upstairs-oh.

0509
AL Tell her, Peg. Tell her who the good-looking stud is who has all the neighborhood women
shaving their moustaches.

[LetsRock]

i like Kelly's: Well this is a fine howdy ya doody

also good one is in 0822
Are you Al Bundy?
Why, yes, I am.
Oh, and that's my... My-- My housekeeper, Consuela.
Oh, Consuela, upstairs-oh.

0509
AL Tell her, Peg. Tell her who the good-looking stud is who has all the neighborhood women
shaving their moustaches.

I keep saying 'well this is a fine howdy ya doody' or at least thinking it when something or someones pissed me off

Peg: "Who would you rather spend the night with? A - Your wife, or B.."
Al: "B".

[ARMAN]

lol really? does it get some laughs?

[marriedaniac]

0509
AL Tell her, Peg. Tell her who the good-looking stud is who has all the neighborhood women
shaving their moustaches.

Peg: "I don't know where this sexy I'm-a-human-being nonsense started, but it's gonna stop right now!"

Peg: "Who would you rather spend the night with? A - Your wife, or B.."
Al: "B".

LOVE that.

[TerryJ]

Some of my faves:

Son of overweight woman: I want a balloon!
Al: You've already got one!

and this one-

Al: It's a man's right to drive alone in his car. A man's car is his castle!
Peg: I thought a man's home was his castle.
Al: It is, if he can slay the dragon that's living there!


And of course the whole 'ice fishing' excuse from the ep where they were going to DC to save Psycho Dad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka17gQzODrw

[LetsRock]

Some of my faves:

Son of overweight woman: I want a balloon!
Al: You've already got one!

and this one-

Al: It's a man's right to drive alone in his car. A man's car is his castle!
Peg: I thought a man's home was his castle.
Al: It is, if he can slay the dragon that's living there!


And of course the whole 'ice fishing' excuse from the ep where they were going to DC to save Psycho Dad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka17gQzODrw

That balloon bit was gold - The first fat woman insult wasn't it?

[ARMAN]

Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."

Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"

last one is gold

[LetsRock]

Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."

Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"

last one is gold

That one is really good I also love in that episode where Jefferson mistakes an avocado for a grenade

[marriedaniac]

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"

last one is gold

That one is really good I also love in that episode where Jefferson mistakes an avocado for a grenade

Haha, I was gonna quote that next!

Another Jefferson one, then, in 904:
*Bud reaches for his wallet* "He's got a gun!!" *hides behind Marcy*