And oh-man, MWC quotes...where to start!
I like the ones where Kelly insults Bud, and vice-versa:
Bud: "Save your breath, Hungry Man dinner."
Bud: "Nice try, million-man march."
Kelly: "HO-HO, pimple-stiltskin."
And just some other random quotes:
Al: "Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain."
Al: "Let me tell you something about sharing: Don't do it, it can only come to trouble. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it."
Peggy: "Maybe that's because nothing good went IN to it."
Al: "Ah, home sweet hell."
Peggy: "Al, my blisters are hurting from carrying that food to the checkout counter."
Al: "Well Peg, if you had been there before, you would have known that the carts at the front of the store were for that."
Peggy: "I thought that was parking for the homeless..."
Al: "Let's rock."
Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."
[On hold on the phone with the police]
Al: "Lousy bribe-takin', donut sucking, trigger-happ... Hello, Officer?"
[In shoe store]
Old Lady: "I'm still not sure I want these shoes. What would you recommend to go with them?"
Al: "A bubbling cauldron?"
Old Lady: "You've got a lot of nerve."
Al: "I have to, to get this close to your feet."
Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."
Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"
[Al is going outside shirtless]
Peggy: "Where are you going?"
Al: "Where do you think I'm going?"
Peggy: "To the "Mr. Pudding Belly" tryouts?"
Al: [on Peg's pregnancy] "God, I feel like Exxon. One spill, I'm paying for it the rest of my life!"
by the way what episode and season is that in? 
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