" You know the Bundy legacy: what they don't finish in 30 seconds, they never finish. You know, it's important to watch your man fail in front of your eyes. It's a great thing to see. You know the fun we have watching them fail at sex."

" Like when you say, ' It's OK honey. I'm sure it happens to all men. It doesn't mean there is anything wrong with you."

" Or when you say: 'It's OK honey. You're probably just tired and unsure of your manhood.'"

" Or 'It's OK. We can just lay here and hold each other. That's just as good' and when they lay their head on you like a child trembling, it is just as good. You jsut want to laugh."

" Let me tell you, it's just as good to watch them fail with their clothes on."