Writers: Wayne Kline / Amanda Bearse
Aired: 10/16/94
Code: 907
Rating: 8.47 (based on 47 votes)

Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for: counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Meanwhile, Al and Peg go to the video store. [Note: in the video store, a promotional display for the movie "Dutch" can be seen, with a sticker reading "free" over Ed O'Neill's face; the following x-rated film titles are given: Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire, Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins]