Writers: Richard Gurman
Aired: 02/28/93
Code: 718
Rating: 8.27 (based on 62 votes)

Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess (Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune singing as much as anything else. The crew is rounded out by Bud, as Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck. Meanwhile, Al has a battle of his own with an overflowed toilet. [Note: the last show with Seven; the end credits are over a picture showing Captain Courage and Princess Scarlet. Music: Rubio the Cruel sings "I Am the Pirate King", dancing an Irish jig and "I Am the Very Model of A Modern Major-General", both from The Pirates of Penzance, and "The Trolley Song".]