Writers: Arthur Silver
Aired: 09/13/92
Code: 701
Rating: 6.1 (based on 91 votes)

The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married... with Children starts a new year. In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy. She sees this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try. Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie" [Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode. Music: Kelly & Bud sing "Babyface".]