Writers: Steve Crider
Aired: 03/22/92
Code: 620
Rating: 8.59 (based on 56 votes)

An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries.