Writers: Larry Jacobson
Aired: 11/10/91
Code: 609
Rating: 7.48 (based on 54 votes)

Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends. "Vital social issues 'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut of the week. This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested. [Music: "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" (Op. 30) by Richard Strauss. Al recites the lyrics of the song "Duke of Earl".]