Writers: J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day
Aired: 04/14/91
Code: 519
Rating: 8.93 (based on 90 votes)

Al doesn't want to buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into the supermarket. They are told to buy something or they'll be arrested, so while checking out, they cut in front of Marcy and become the store's one millionth customer. The prize is a $1000 shopping spree, but Marcy wants it as well. [Note: Jefferson does not appear in this episode. Music: Al sings "Mack the Knife".]