Writers: Ellen L. Fogle
Aired: 03/06/88
Code: 220
Rating: 9.03 (based on 88 votes)

While going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an application for a game show ("How do I love thee?"), where the object is a Bundy natural: surviving torture. The Bundys go on the show pretending to be Steve & Marcy. Steve and Marcy then show up at the end of the game show as Al & Peggy. The husband who survives the most abuse will be the winner.