Executive Producers
Michael G. Moye
and
Ron Leavitt

Supervising Producer
Richard Gurman

Producers
Marcy Vosburgh
&
Sandy Sprung

Associate Producer
Barbara Cramer

Directed By
Gerry Cohen

Written By
Ellen L. Fogle

AN ELP COMMUNICATIONS PRODUCTION

SHOW: #0318
TAPE: 4/7/89
AIR:  N/A


CAST
----
AL BUNDY ................................ ED O'NEILL
PEGGY BUNDY ............................. KATEY SAGAL
STEVE RHOADES ........................... DAVID GARRISON
MARCY RHOADES ........................... AMANDA BEARSE
KELLY BUNDY ............................. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
BUD BUNDY ............................... DAVID FAUSTINO
BUCK, THE DOG ........................... MIKE, THE DOG
CONNIE BENDER ........................... LISA RAGGIO
JACK .................................... JACK YATES
TIM POTTER .............................. BILL APPLEBAUM
VICKY ................................... CATHERINE CARLEN
ELI ..................................... DAVID L. LANDER
SPEEDY .................................. RIC STONEBACK
JIMBO ................................... ROBERT SCHUCH
RICK .................................... JOHN APICELLA
THELMA .................................. CLAUDIA HARRINGTON
MILTON .................................. ERIC TULL
GEENA ................................... LINDA LENET
MELINDA ................................. LAURA MELLENCAMP
LINDA ................................... LISA DONOVAN
VELOUR .................................. PATRICIA MATTHEWS
SABLE ................................... LYNNE AUSTIN
SILKY ................................... BARBARA BELMONTE
GO GO GIRL .............................. ANDREA PARKER


ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

FADE IN:

INT. HOTEL BANQUET ROOM - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER

CONNIE	Gee Peggy, I hope this doesn't ruin the reunion for you.

(SHE LOOKS SMUG)

PEGGY	Don't worry, Connie. Seeing you look this old more than makes up for it.

(CONNIE REACTS, THEN. SHE CALLS TO JACK, WHO IS STILL CIRCLING WITH AL)

CONNIE	C'mon Jack. They're serving the shrimp cups.

(TO PEGGY, AS SHE AND JACK LEAVE)

CONNIE	See you at my coronation, Wanker.

PEGGY	(WATCHING CONNIE GO) She still smells like a bunch of men. (TO AL) Oh, Al. I'm not
	gonna be Reunion Queen. I'll never know what it feels like to wear that crown.

AL	And I'll never know what it feels like to have warm eggs, and hot coffee in my own
	home. Pardon me if I don't feel your sorrow.

ELI	(O.S.) Ten bucks says Bundy can put his head through the door!

PEGGY	Oh no.

(ELI JOINS THEM. HE IS A SMALLER, EXCITABLE KIND OF GUY)

AL	Eli!

ELI	Hey hey. Big Al. Good to see ya. Peggy!

(HE TRIES TO HUG PEGGY)

PEGGY	Don't touch me, Eli.

ELI	No problem. Y'know, Al, you marrying Peggy was the only bet I ever lost.

AL	Yeah. Me, too. So whatcha been up to, Eli?

ELI	I'm a psychiatrist. What do you do?

AL	Garbage salesman.

ELI	(NOT LISTENING) Hey, great! Come on over and say hello to the gang! I'm sitting with
	the jocks! They're over here. After you.

(HE LETS AL, THEN PEGGY GO FIRST. PEGGY COVERS HER BEHIND WITH HER PURSE. ELI REACTS. THEY
CROSS WITH ELI TO THE JOCK TABLE. SEVERAL BIG-BELLIED GUYS, JIMBO, RICK & SPEEDY, SIT THERE WITH
THEIR WIVES)

GUYS	Bundy!

AL	(NODDING TO EACH) Jimbo! Rick! (TO HEAVIEST ONE) Uh... 

SPEEDY	Speedy. How you doin', Al?

(SPEEDY COUGHS. AL SITS BESIDE HIM)

AL	You're looking good, Speedy.

SPEEDY	(CATCHING HIS BREATH, NODS) Exercise. I'm a golfer. (COUGHS) You look like you could
	still play football, Al.

JIMBO	Hey Al, wanna see something funny? Remember the Nerds? Tyrone. And Milton, the guy
	who used to eat his pen? Well look at them and the rest of the Nerds, still sitting
	together.

(WE TURN WITH THEM AND)

ANGLE ON:

(THE NERD TABLE. THE EX-NERDS HAVE BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL. FANCY SUITS AND FANCIER WIVES.
LUSCIOUS, BUNNY TYPES. THE NERDS FONDLE THEIR WIVES AND WAVE TRIUMPHANTLY)

MILTON	You should have done your own homework, guys!

ANGLE ON:

(THE JOCK TABLE)

AL	Oh, eat your pen, Milton. So, what do you guys do?

(JIMBO'S WIFE GIVES HIM A LOOK)

JIMBO	Garbage man.

(RICK'S WIFE GIVES HIM A LOOK)

RICK	Garbage man.

(SPEEDY'S WIFE GIVES HIM A LOOK)

SPEEDY	Garbage man. What about you, Al?

AL	Garbage man. But at least we all married well, huh?

(THE GUYS LOOK AT THEIR WIVES AND HOLD THEIR HEADS SADLY)

SPEEDY	(SIGHS) Oh, well. Hey, Peggy. Did you hear that Connie Bender's gonna be Reunion Queen?

PEGGY	Hey, Speedy. Did you hear they invented breath spray? Look, Al. I'm going to try and
	get some more votes for Queen. You guys just sit here and reminisce about when you were
	human. And don't do anything stupid.

ELI	Don't worry, beautiful. I'll keep an eye on him.

(PEGGY WALKS OFF. A BEAT THEN)

ELI	(CRAFTILY) Hey, Al. I just happen to have a nail here. (TO GUYS) Ten bucks says Bundy
	can drive it into the table with his head.

(THE GUYS WALLA EXCITEDLY)

AL	Guys, I don't do that stuff anymore. I'm an adult.

ELI	Twenty bucks.

AL	Place your bets.

(HE TAKES HIS JACKET OFF)

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT ONE

SCENE TWO

INT. BUNDY LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - THAT SAME NIGHT

(KELLY IS IN THE KITCHEN, MAKING SOUP. BUD HANGS UP THE PHONE. KELLY PULLS A BOOT OUT OF THE
POT)

KELLY	The boot soup is almost ready.

BUD	Let it simmer. I've got a plan. You know what they have at reunions, don't you?

KELLY	A lot of old drunks to roll?

BUD	Food, Bimbostein. We're gonna crash the party and get some for ourselves.

KELLY	They'll never let us in. We're under eighty.

SFX: DOORBELL

BUD	I'll take care of that. We just need some information and I know just the two all-day
	suckers who can give it to us.

(BUD OPENS THE DOOR TO STEVE AND MARCY)

BUD	Mr. and Mrs. Rhoades. Good of you to come.

STEVE	You said you needed some help with your homework?

BUD	Yes. Do either of you know anything about ancient history?

MARCY	Why, yes we do.

BUD	Then tell us about the Nineteen Sixties.

STEVE	Well, stife was rampant because of the Civil War, but then came electricity, and
	before you knew it, Marcy and I went home. Come on, Marcy.

MARCY	Steve, their little minds are reaching out for knowledge. (TO KIDS) Of course we
	remember the Sixties. Oh, what a time it was. Incense and peppermints. Young Republican
	meetings.

STEVE	Yeah. We cared about things in those days, kids. I remember protesting the dress code
	in our school. I still remember the Principal's face when we all took the pennies out
	of our loafers, and wore our shirts out of our pants. And if that wasn't enough, one
	day I even put a little dimple in my tie.

MARCY	(FONDLY, TO KIDS) He's a rebel and he'll never be any good.

(THEY HOLD HANDS)

BUD	(TO KELLY) We may be asking the wrong people. We're gonna have to go to the library.

KELLY	(SIGHS) Well, there goes another thing I said I'd never do.

(BUD REACTS)

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT ONE

SCENE THREE

INT. HOTEL BANQUET - LATER

(PEGGY IS WANDERING AROUND THE ROOM. SHE CROSSES TO A TABLE OF WOMEN)

PEGGY	Thelma! Thelma McKecknie! Remember me? Peggy Wanker. Candidate for Reunion Queen. How
	have you been?

THELMA	I've been fine. I've pretty much recovered from your stealing Teddy, my High School
	sweetheart and the only man I've ever loved. Of course you dumped him a week later.

(PEGGY LOOKS AT THE OTHER WOMEN)

MELINDA	You stole my boyfriend.

GEENA	You stole my boyfriend.

LINDA	You stole my father.

PEGGY	Aha. Well just to let you know, I'm running for Reunion Queen and I'd appreciate your
	vote.

(THEY STARE AT HER)

PEGGY	I guess this is a Connie table, huh?

(SHE CROSSES BACK TO AL'S TABLE. AL HAS A LITTLE BANDAID IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD)

PEGGY	It's no use, Al. I worked the room for an hour and I lost three votes. Connie's gonna
	be Reunion Queen. By the way, how'd you hurt your forehead?

(AL AND THE GUYS LOOK GUILTY)

AL	Shaving.

ANGLE ON:

(THE ROOM'S ENTRANCE. BUD AND KELLY ENTER. THEY ARE DRESSED VERY 1960'S. KELLY HAS A FLOWER
DECAL ON HER CHEEK. BUD CARRIES A BOOK)

KELLY	This is never going to work, Bud.

BUD	Not Bud. Moonbeam! Tonight my name is Moonbeam and your name is Piece. P-I-E-C-E. It's
	important. Now, act cool.

(THEY WALK IN, MAKING THE PEACE SYMBOL TO EVERYONE)

KEL/BUD	Groovy! Groovy! Groovy!

KELLY	Bud, didn't they say anything besides "Groovy" back in the Sixties?

BUD	Well, girls like you still said, "Come and get it." But let me check my Sixties
	Vocabulary Book.

(THEY STUDY THEIR "1960 VOCABULARY BOOK." BUD SPOTS A BLACK MAN)

BUD	Hey, Bro. Power to the people. Free Huey.

KELLY	And Duey and Looie, too.

BUD	Y'know, sometimes I can actually hear your brain come to a halt.

(THEY HEAD FOR THE BANQUET TABLE, PEACE-SYMBOLING AS THEY GO)

BUD	Love!

KELLY	Aquarius.

BUD	Hair

KELLY	The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind. Turn on, tune in, kill whitey.

(THEY REACH THE TABLE. PULL UP CHAIRS, AND GOBBLE)

BUD	Shut up and eat.

KELLY	It's your thing.

ANGLE ON:

(THE JOCK TABLE. VICKY SITS BY AL)

VICKY	Al, tell us again about your winning touchdown for the City Championship.

AL	Well, I'm not sure I remember much. Let's see, it was, uh, November seventeenth, four
	forty P.M. The wind was coming out of the Southeast, at twelve miles an hour gusting
	to thirty.

PEGGY	Al, let's go home.

AL	Peg, home is where the horror is. Now, I'm talking to Hooter...

VICKY	Vicky.

AL	Yeah, Vicky, here. So why don't you go run for something. Y'know, Queen, a man, a bus.
	(TO VICKY) Anyhow, with grim determination, I store onto the field...

(PEGGY GETS UP AND WANDERS OVER TOWARDS THE BANDSTAND. CONNIE SEES HER)

CONNIE	Oh, Peggy. I see you're a little down. Let me make you feel better. I'll only be Queen
	for one night. But you, why you've got your whole life to be nothing. Feel better?
	'Cause I know I do.

(SHE LAUGHS AND MOVES OFF. PEGGY STARES SADLY AT THE QUEEN CROWN ON DISPLAY BY THE BANDSTAND.
THE BAND STRIKES UP WITH "WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED")

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT ONE


ACT TWO

SCENE ONE

FADE IN:

INT. HOTEL BANQUET - A SHORT TIME LATER

(PEGGY IS SITTING WITH AL AT THE JOCK TABLE. AL IS MOBBED BY REUNIONITES, INCLUDING THE NERDS
AND THEIR SQUEEZES. AL IS HOLDING COURT. PEGGY IS HOLDING HER HEAD)

SABLE	You really gave up a chance to play for the Bears for your wife, Mr. Bundy?

AL	Well, y'know, the human body can only endure so much, so I had to decide. Do I risk
	life and limb for money or do I do it for love?

(THEY REACT IMPRESSED)

VELOUR	(TO PEGGY) You're a very lucky woman.

PEGGY	Are you allowed to vote for Queen?

VELOUR	No.

PEGGY	Then shut up.

MUSIC CUE: BAND PLAYS A QUICK FANFARE

ANGLE ON:

(THE BAND. TIM POTTER IS AT THE MICROPHONE STANDING NEXT TO THE "REUNION QUEEN" BALLOT BOX)

TIM P	Hi, everybody. Yeah, it's me, Tim Potter! You'll remember me as President of the
	Senior Class and now of Tim's Mortuary!

(HE WAITS FOR A RESPONSE. THERE IS NONE)

TIM P	Yeah! Well, I hope you saw my cards at the door, and took one. Because you know, it's
	just never too soon to think of dying. Remember, if you're dead, come to Tim's!
	Anyhow, I know you're all anxiously awaiting the vote for Reunion Queen! Well, there's
	just twenty minutes left for you to put you ballot in the old box, here. And for the
	lucky gal who's elected Queen, we'll bury you half price. Of course we won't bury you
	very deep.

(HE CHUCKLES AND EXITS)

ANGLE ON:

(PEGGY AND AL)

AL	I'll tell you, Peg. I'm having the time of my life. Married to you, I forgot how
	great I was. Why did I leave High School?

PEGGY	You were thirty, Al.

ANGLE ON:

(THE BANQUET TABLE. BUD AND KELLY HAVE PULLED CHAIRS UP TO IT. THEY EAT WITH GUSTO)

SILKY	Long time between feedings, huh?

(BUD PICKS HIS HEAD UP. A COLD CUT IS STUCK TO HIS CHIN)

BUD	Long time between lovin's, too, sweet thang.

(SILKY REACTS AND EXITS)

KELLY	Oh, give it up. You'd be eating alone in a women's prison.

(THEY CONTINUE FEASTING. MILTON COMES OVER AND LOOKS AT THEM. HE THINKS HE RECOGNIZES THEM)

MILTON	Andy? Lola? God, you two haven't changed a bit. (BEAT) It's Milton. Remember? (PROUD)
	I eat my pen.

KELLY	Get lost, geek.

MILTON	(HAPPILY) You haven't changed a bit.

(HE EXITS)

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE TWO

INT. HOTEL BANQUET - A LITTLE LATER

(THE CROWD APPLAUDS. TIM POTTER BOUNDS ON STAGE)

TIM P	Yes, that was The Why, Polk High's answer to The Beatles, with their ever-stirring
	rendition of "I'm Black and I'm Proud". Now don't forget folks. Get those votes in
	for Reunion Queen. We tally them in five minutes.

PEGGY	Well I'm going to be an adult about this. Connie is gonna be Queen, and I might as
	well be happy for the old scuzbag.

(CONNIE CROSSES BEHIND PEGGY. PEGGY SNIFFS THE AIR)

PEGGY	What is that smell? They let cattle in here? ... Oh, hello Connie.

(CONNIE AND PEGGY DO THEIR FAKE SMILES AND LAUGHTER)

CONNIE	Piggy. I see you have a good seat for my coronation. We will need a red carpet though.
	Can we use your hair? Everything but the roots I mean.

PEGGY	Well, if you need a rug, just shave your back, hon.

JACK	Hey Al. I've done a lot of thinking about this rivalry we have, and I think the whole
	thing is silly. Truth is, I can't think of a damn thing you can do better than me.

AL	Why don't you ask your wife about that, Jack?

JACK	All right, Bundy. Bottom line. You know that fight we were supposed to have after
	graduation? I'm starting to believe you didn't really hurt yourself jumping over that
	Mustang. I think you just punked out.

AL	(BEAT, THEN SOFTLY) Good night, Jack.

(AL ROLLS UP HIS SLEEVES. AL STARTS TO STAND. PEGGY STARES AT HIM)

PEGGY	Oh, sit down, Mongo. You promised when I let you come, there'd be no fighting.

(AL SIGHS AND SITS. JACK LAUGHS, LEAVES)

AL	I'm sorry Peg. I got carried away. I thought I was a man there for a minute.

TIM P	(O.S.) Kids. Get those last votes in! We count the ballots and crown the Queen in one
	minute!

(PEGGY SIGHS. JACK AND SOME PALS STAND NEARBY, MAKING CHICKEN-CLUCKING NOISES AT AL. AL
RESTRAINS HIMSELF)

PEGGY	(BEAT) You know Al, there's no way I'm going to come out a winner tonight. But at
	least you can. You want him? Go get him.

(AL STANDS UP. SLOWLY PEELS OFF HIS JACKET. HANGS IT CAREFULLY ON HIS CHAIR. ROLLS UP HIS
SLEEVES. STARTS TO WALK)

TIGHT FOLLOW SHOT:

(AL'S SHOES, WALKING. THE ONLY SOUND WE HEAR IS HIS FOOTSTEPS)

ANGLE ON:

(AL REACHING JACK'S GROUP. JACK'S BACK IS TURNED TO AL. AL TAPS HIM SLOWLY ON THE SHOULDER.
JACK TURNS)

AL	(SOFT) Let's rock.

ELI	Fight! Fight! Twenty bucks on Bundy!

(SUDDENLY THE ROOM IS CHAOS. PEOPLE BETTING. HALF FOR AL, HALF FOR JACK. AL AND JACK EXIT.
THE ROOM EMPTIES OUT AFTER THEM, EXCEPT FOR PEGGY, KELLY AND BUD)

PEGGY	(CALLING) Good luck, Al! You know I'll be right behind you!

(SHE RUNS TO THE "REUNION QUEEN BALLOT BOX" AND TRIES TO PULL IT OPEN, BUT IT WON'T BUDGE. SHE
LOOKS FOR A TOOL AND CHECKS OUT THE BANQUET TABLE. LEANING ON CHAIRS, ARE BUD AND KELLY. KELLY
LEANS BACK, HER MOUTH HOLDING THE REMAINS OF A COLD CUT. BUD IS ASLEEP FACE DOWN IN A BIG PIE)

PEGGY	Kelly! Bud!?

(THEY WAKE UP. BUD PULLS HIS HEAD UP)

BUD	Wow. The colors. The colors.

KELLY	You're just having cherry pie flashbacks. Ride it out.

PEGGY	I'm ashamed of you. Sneaking in here like that. Is that how I brought you up? By the
	way, Bud honey, can you pick a lock?

(PEGGY IS FIDDLING WITH THE PADLOCK ON THE BALLOT BOX)

BUD	(PROUDLY) Yup.

KELLY	And a nose.

PEGGY	Let's go.

(BUD SHOOTS KELLY A LOOK, AND HEADS FOR THE LOCK)

SFX: A MAN'S "OOF!" AND A CROWN ROAR

KELLY	What's Daddy doing?

PEGGY	Playing with his friends. Hurry up, hurry up.

BUD	(OFF THE LOCK) A pathetic little lock, wouldn't you say, Kell?

KELLY	A Jacobson, three sixty, single barrel, two tumblers. Why didn't they just lock it
	with a piece of gum?

(KELLY AND BUD LAUGH)

BUD	(LIKE A SURGEON GIVING COMMANDS) Tweezers.

(KELLY SLAPS TWEEZERS ONTO HIS PALM)

PEGGY	Have you guys done this before?

KELLY	No.

BUD	Graphite.

(KELLY SLAPS A TUBE ONTO BUD'S PALM)

PEGGY	Well, I'm going to go see how your father's doing.

(PEGGY CROSSES TO THE WINDOW. LOOKS DOWN)

PEGGY	You can do it honey!

SFX: FIGHT NOISE

(PEGGY STUDIES THE ACTION)

PEGGY	This isn't sex, Al. Take your time.

SFX: ANOTHER ROAR

PEGGY	Look out, Al!

SFX: "OOOF!"

PEGGY	Not up, out!

(PEGGY HEADS BACK TO HTE KIDS)

PEGGY	... he's so stupid. How's it going, kids?

KELLY	Viola!

BUD	(SIGHS) It's voila, Kell.

KELLY	(HAUGHTILY) It was viola in the sixties.

PEGGY	Quiet you two. Mommy's got an election to fix.

(PEGGY GRABS A BUNCH OF BALLOTS)

PEGGY	Hmm. Let's see. (SURPRISED) My friend Vicki voted for Connie? Well, must be a 
	mistake.

(SHE RIPS IT UP)

PEGGY	Okay, Connie was gonna win by four. So we'll just "lose" these five. Ah, what the
	hell, a nice landslide will send her spinning into therapy.

(SHE STARTS PUTTING HER BALLOTS BACK IN THE BOX)

PEGGY	(READS) Peggy.

(PUTS IT IN BOX)

PEGGY	Connie.

(SHE CRUMPLES IT AND CHUCKS IT. SHE CONTINUES TO SEPARATE THEM)

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE THREE

INT. HOTEL BANQUET ROOM - A LITTLE LATER

(BUD AND KELLY ARE AT THE DOOR)

BUD	Hurry up, Mom. They're coming back.

(PEGGY LOCKS THE BALLOT BOX.)

(PEOPLE START FILING BACK IN)

PEGGY	Who won! Who won?

(JACK ENTERS, SWAGGERING. STOPS IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM, AND LOOKS AROUND WITH A COCKY SMILE.
WE SEE PEGGY DISAPPOINTED. WE SEE JACK SMILING. THEN HE SINKS TO HIS KNEES AND KEELS OVER. A
BEAT. AL ENTERS, FOLLOWED BY MOST OF THE CROWD, INCLUDING ELI)

ELI	(COLLECTING A LOT OF BET MONEY) I knew you could do it, Al! Buddy, you just bought me
	a car! (HANDS AL ONE DOLLAR) Here, buy yourself a tooth.

(PEGGY RUSHES TO AL AND HUGS HIM)

PEGGY	Oh, Al. I knew you'd win. Are you okay, honey?

AL	Well, actually, Peg...

PEGGY	Shh. They're announcing the Queen.

TIM P	All right! That was some fight, huh? And speaking of fights, it's time to pick a Queen.

AL	I think I need a doctor, Peg.

PEGGY	Shh. It's always you, you, you. God, I wish you'd have stayed home.

TIM P	Let's have our four Queen finalists up here please?

(PEGGY RUSHES OFF)

ANGLE ON:

(THE BANDSTAND. A COUPLE OF WOMEN ARE FINISHING COUNTING VOTES. PEGGY JOINS CONNIE, LARRY
FLEISHMAN, AND LOUISE, THE OTHER FINALIST. FINALISTS WALLA "I HOPE YOU GET IT" AND GIGGLE)

CONNIE	(LAUGHS SMUGLY) Gee, I wonder who it'll be? Good luck, Peggy.

PEGGY	Good luck, Connie.

(THEY BOTH TURN AWAY AND GIGGLE)

TIM P	(READS THE NOTE HANDED HIM) And our Polk High Reunion Queen is... Larry Fleishman.

(LARRY JUMPS UP AND DOWN EXCITEDLY)

TIM P	Throw out an anchor, Fleishman. I'm just kidding. 

(LARRY REACTS)

TIM P	Okay, really. Our winner is, by a landslide, every boy's fantasy, every Mother's
	nightmare.

(CONNIE STEPS FORWARD PROUDLY)

TIM P	Peggy Wanker Bundy.

(CONNIE REACTS)

PEGGY	Me! Me! I don't know what to say. (TO CONNIE) Get out of my way, she-dog.

(TIM PUTS THE CROWN ON HER HEAD)

SFX: APPLAUSE

TIM P	And now the Queen will dance the Spotlight Dance with her King!

MUSIC CUE: "THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU"

("THE WHY" START THEIR BAD VERSION ON "THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.)

LIGHTING CUE: SPOTLIGHT

(SPOTLIGHT COMES UP. AL AND PEGGY, WEARING HER CROWN, MEET ON THE DANCE FLOOR IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
THEY START TO DANCE)

PEGGY	Oh, Al, this is the best night of my life.

AL	Great, Peg. Y'know, I'm really hurt bad.

PEGGY	This is a beautiful moment, Al. Don't ruin it with your whining. (BEAT) Y'know, I'm
	really a lucky girl. Because of all the guys here, I got the best one. (BEAT) Aren't
	you gonna say the same thing to me, Al?

AL	Was the Go Go Dancer in our class?

PEGGY	No, Al.

AL	Then I got the prettiest girl in the school.

PEGGY	Oh, Al. (THEN) Y'know what would top off this perfect night?

AL	Oh, no.

PEGGY	Oh, come on, Al. You can't tell me you don't want it. (SEXILY) What's that in your
	pocket?

(THEY DANCE)

AL	My rib.

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT TWO