TAPE: 1/29/88
AIR: TBA


Regular Cast:

Ed O'Neill..............Al Bundy
Katey Sagal.............Peggy Bundy
David Garrison..........Steve Rhoades
Amanda Bearse...........Marcy Rhoades
Christina Applegate.....Kelly Bundy
David Faustino..........Bud Bundy

                   .....April May June



ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

INT. BUNDY LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - DAY
Peggy is at the kitchen table, having coffee. 
Kelly enters from upstairs. She's dressed up special, in a very hot looking mini-skirt outfit.

PEGGY   Kelly, are you going out walking by construction sites again? [beat] 'Cause if you are,
        give me five minutes and I'll put on something cute and come join you.

KELLY   Not today, Mom. It's Sunday.

PEGGY   Then why are you dressed like that?

KELLY   I owe it to my public. It's Valentine's Day, so tonight I'm putting all my cards into a
        bag and I'm going to pick one lucky guy to go out with. It's a new policy. That way we
        don't have to charter a bus to the drive-in like last year.

Peggy nods.

PEGGY   Gee, I hope Bud gets a Valentine this year.

KELLY   So does he. He's been in the bathroom for a half hour, combing his hair, sniffing his
        pits, toying with the idea of using his toothbrush... I don't know why. He's got about as
        much chance of getting a Valentine as I do of getting an A.

They laugh.
Bud enters from upstairs. He's dressed in a sports jacket. His collar is turned up. He saunters
coolly into the kitchen.

BUD     Ladies. Kelly.

He takes a carton of milk from the refrigerator, opens it and drinks from the carton. It's empty.
He reacts, then puts it back. 

BUD     Yep. This is gonna be my special day. Any girls call me?

KELLY   Yup. they call you geek, dork, and hairy palms.

BUD     That was the old Bud. This year I'm hot. See, in the past I haven't been interested in
        girls. Seeing Kelly in the morning can do that to a guy. But I put out some feelers this
        year. [real cool] You know... I threw a couple of winks around, let it be known I'm
        accepting cards. So, they should be rolling in. Won't they, Mom?

PEGGY   [sadly] Sure they will, son.

BUD     Well, I'm off to the mall to let my admirers know I'm there.

Bud and Kelly cross to the back door.

KELLY   Sort of like "the minnow has landed" eh, Bud?

BUD     Hey, Kell. I see you're wearing your "love me for my mind" outfit again.

Kelly reacts. They exit.

AL      [o.s.] Kids gone?

PEGGY   Yeah.

Al enters from upstairs.

AL      I hate Valentine's Day at the shoestore. Every fat woman in Chicago. Hippos into the
        store wanting pink pumps. They think it makes 'em look sexy. As if anyone's gonna look
        further after they've seen their face.

PEGGY   Good morning, Al.

AL      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He takes the carton of milk out of the refrigerator. He takes a sip. It's still empty. He shrugs,
and puts it back.

SFX: DOORBELL

Al crosses to the door.

PEGGY   Anything special you want for Valentine's Day, Al?

AL      Yeah, but she's wrestling in the mud and I'm just living in it.

Al opens the door to Steve who holds a small gift wrapped package.

STEVE   [cheerful] Hi, Al. Y'know, all you have to do is walk outside, look around, and you just
        know it's Valentine's Day.

AL      Yep, there's soot in the sky and a dead bird on my lawn. What do you want? You're letting
        my heat out.

STEVE   Al, I need a favor. [Al stares at him] Peggy, I need a favor. I need someplace to hide
        Marcy's present.

PEGGY   Well, you've come to the right place. No one would ever think to look for a present here.

AL      [to Steve] It wouldn't be food, would it? 'Cause no one would ever think of looking for
        that here, either.

PEGGY   Gee, what is it, Steve? Y'know, having Al for a husband, I always wondered. What do
        husbands give their wives for Valentine's Day?

STEVE   Well. It's not a fair example. See, for us, it's not just Valentine's Day. It's our first
        anniversary.

Peggy reaches affectionately for Al's hand.

PEGGY   Oh, Al.

Al flicks her hand away.

AL      Oh, leave me alone.

STEVE   Yes. Well, anyhow, could you hide this for me?

He hands Peggy the package, she holds it up to the light trying to see what it is.

PEGGY   Sure. I'll hide it upstairs. 

She shakes the box.

STEVE   Let me save you some wear and tear on your nails and teeth. See, the first anniversary is
        paper and since paper isn't all that romantic, I got her tickets for two to Hawaii. 

PEGGY   Gee, Steve, you think she'd take me?

STEVE   It's possible but I was kinda hoping she'd take me.

PEGGY   Oh, that's right. I was just thinking what I'd do if I had two tickets.

STEVE   Sure. Listen, could you just hide the present and if Marcy asks, don't tell her what I
        got her. I want it to be a surprise.

PEGGY   Don't worry. I can keep a secret. Oh, by the way, Al, the little rubber donuts you
        ordered came in yesterday. [to Steve confidentally] Al's got "roids," y'know.

Al reacts. Peggy exits upstairs.

STEVE   Well, Al, I see you're all wired for Valentine's Day. What are you getting Peggy? Fur,
        jewels, a car?

AL      If it was only that easy. I'm gonna have sex with her. [he shudders a bit] Yeah, it's
        kind of a tradition. Every Valentine's Day I climb those stairs, y'know, walk the last
        mile, and slam dunk her one. It's a spin through Hell for me, but she seems to like it. 
        What the hell, it is Valentine's Day.

STEVE   I only pray that after sixteen years, Marcy and I will have that kind of magic between
        us.

AL      Steve, if it was magic, I could do it from down here in front of the TV.


ACT ONE

SCENE TWO

INT. BUNDY LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - A SHORT TIME LATER

Peggy is sitting on the couch.

PEGGY   Well, this is what Valentine's Day is all about. Home with the one I love.

She flicks on the TV.
SFX: TV ON

ANNOUNCER [O.S.] Stay tuned for a very special Valentine's Day Oprah. "Male Impotence. It's Their
          Problem."

SFX: DOORBELL

Peggy reacts disappointed. She shuts off the TV.

SFX: TV OFF

She then crosses to the door. She opens it to Marcy.

MARCY   Hi, Peggy. I waited till Steve left. I need your help. What can I get Steve for our
        anniversary?

PEGGY   Get him two tickets to Hawaii. That way Steve and Al can come with us.

MARCY   He got me tickets to Hawaii? He's so irritating, getting me the perfect gift. Damn him.
        Now I have to get him something just as great. What a weenie. God, I hate him.

PEGGY   Well, sure you do. He's your husband.

MARCY   I've got to get him something great. But is has to be paper.

PEGGY   Paper, huh? Well, how about those little robes you have to wear at the doctor's office?
        They're nice. And we have some extras. We stole them from the hospital when Al's mother
        was sick.

MARCY   [humoring] That's a good back up. But I was thinking of something more personal. 
        Something romantic. Something that symbolizes the depth and purity of our relationship.

PEGGY   You could jump naked out of a cake.

MARCY   Yeah! That says it all. And those cakes are paper, too. It's perfect. But who would know
        where to find something so kinky?

PEGGY   Cakes A Poppin'. Here's their card. Ask for Leif. And when you pay for it, have them
        punch my card. Two more and I get one free.

MARCY   I'll do it. I know. The cake can say "Do with me what you will." He'll love it. Thanks,
        Peggy. So, what are you giving Al for Valentine's Day?

PEGGY   I'm going to cook this year. Well, actually, I'm ordering out. But to a nice place. Then
        I'll dump the stuff in pots so it has that home cooked look. Sure it's a lot of trouble
        but that's how I feel about Al.

MARCY   You two really have something special. Do you know Al's getting you?

PEGGY   Same thing he gives me every year. He's going to slam dunk me a quick one. [Marcy reacts]
        Of course those are his words. In reality it's more like a foul shot. He takes a deep
        breath, and scores. Sure, it's worth a point but it'll never make the highlight reel.

MARCY   Well... as long as he tells you he loves you, I guess that's all that really matters.

PEGGY   Actually, Al says "There, that should hold you." But that's sort of the same thing, isn't
        it?

MARCY   Well, not really. But I'm sure he tells you other times. 

PEGGY   No. I mean I know he does. He just has trouble saying certain things, like, "I love you."
        "Thank you." "Look out, there's a car coming."

MARCY   Oh, bunk. You live in this hovel, you bore him those awful children, and he can't even
        tell you he loves you? I've heard him say "I love the Bears," "I'd love a beer." "I'd
        love it if you'd leave, Marcy." Face it Peggy. This man is no stranger to the word,
        "love".

PEGGY   It doesn't matter. I know he loves me. He just doesn't say it, it would be nice to hear
        it once in a while. But, it's really not that big of a deal. He does so many other things
        for me. He...

She stares blankly.


ACT ONE

SCENE TWO

Peggy is dressed nicely as she stands over the stove unwrapping hamburgers and putting them into
a pot. She pours french fries on top. She lights the stove with a match and quickly jumps back. 
Kelly enters through the front door with her arms filled with more Valentines. She crosses to 
Peg.

PEGGY   Kelly, what does your father do for me?

KELLY   Well, he... [she sits down and thinks. A beat, then] Daddy?

PEGGY   Ah, never mind. Where's your brother?

KELLY   He's standing by our mailbox, waiting for a Valentine. I haven't got the heart to remind
        him it's Sunday.

PEGGY   Well, in case he doesn't get any this year...

KELLY   And he won't.

PEGGY   Just go easy on him tonight, for me, okay?

KELLY   Oh, come on, Mom. We both know Bud is an obnoxious, ratlike creature. But that doesn't
        mean I don't love him. He knows that.

PEGGY   How does he know that.

KELLY   I tell him.

There is a long pause.

PEGGY   Has he ever told you?

KELLY   Sure. You gotta. If you can't hurt the ones you love, why bother? Look. If I went out and
        said something reassuring would it make you feel better?

PEGGY   Yes.

KELLY   Well, then this Bud's for you.

She goes to the door, opens it. She calls out.

KELLY   Y'know, Bud! Just because you didn't get a Valentine doesn't mean you're unpopular.
        It just means girls find you repulsive and odious. There. Happy Valentine's Day, Budkins.
        Oh, by the way, it's Sunday. [she laughs evilly] I think he's okay now, Mom.

Kelly exits upstairs. Al enters.

AL      Hey, Peg. How come when I said "Hi, Bud," he said "I don't need your pity"?

PEGGY   You don't really want to know, do you?

AL      Nope. What time is dinner rearing its ugly head?

PEGGY   Soon, honey. By the way, I love you, Al.

AL      Yeah, yeah. yeah. Look I know you're anxiously awaiting your Valentine's sexarama. Now I
        know traditionally it happens at 10:06, after the national news, but they're running a
        tape-delay of the Bulls-Pistons game, so game time for us is gonna have to be between the
        game and the re-run of the John Davidson episode of "Streets of San Francisco."

PEGGY   Gee, there's usually about four or five commercials between them. Are we gonna do it
        twice?

AL      Peg, remember, a smart mouth is a lonely mouth.

PEGGY   Uh, Al, y'know this year I was hoping for something different.

AL      Uh uh. The socks stay on, Peg.

PEGGY   No, Al. This year, instead of sex, I want to hear you say you love me.

There's a long silence. Then

AL      Okay. What if I do take the socks off?

She stares at him.

PEGGY   I'm serious, Al. I want to hear it.

AL      Yeah, right, Peg. I'm going upstairs and wash up. And just to show you how special you
        are to me, tonight... I'm gonna kiss you.

He exits proudly upstairs. She reacts distraught.

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT ONE


ACT TWO

SCENE ONE

INT: BUNDY LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - A SHORT TIME LATER

Peggy is sitting at the kitchen table. Kelly enters from downstairs with a bag sack of cards.

KELLY   Mom, Dad's up there in the shower. Is anything wrong?

PEGGY   We had a little argument. Don't worry about it.

KELLY   Fine. As long as the mortgage gets paid, I'm cool. Anyhow, it's time for the big drawing.
        [shakes up bag] Pick one for me.

Peggy picks a card.

PEGGY   Josh!

KELLY   Great. The Bud Bundy of his generation. Pick again.

Peggy picks another from the bag.

PEGGY   Sheldon.

Kelly stares at her. Peggy picks again.

KELLY   Not that one. The red one with the star. 

Peggy picks it.

PEGGY   Johnny.

KELLY   What luck. The cutest boy in school. You sure know how to pick a man.

We hear Al [O.S.] in the shower.

AL      [o.s.] [sings] "Cupid. Draw back your bow."

PEGGY   [to Kelly] Yeah, right.

Bud enters. He looks at them, then puts on a smug attitude. He carries a sack.

BUD     Well, all my Valentines finally cane in. I'm going upstairs to open them.

He heads for the stairs. We hear the clanking of soda bottles.
SFX: SODA BOTTLES CLANKING

KELLY   Sounds kinda like pop bottles.

BUD     Well, they're not. They're paper.
 
He walks more. He clanks. He looks back at them.

PEGGY   Uh, Bud. Y'know, you're my Valentine.

BUD     [unenthusiastic] Wow. Wait till I tell the guys.

KELLY   Well, speaking of losers, let me get rid of my excess Valentines. [she looks through her
        bag and reads envelopes] "Dearest Kelly," "Beautiful Kelly," "Kelly my love," [then,
        shocked] Bud?

Bud drops his sack. We hear it crash.
SFX: BOTTLE CRASHING

BUD     Let me see that. 

KELLY   How'd that get in there? It must be another one from Sheldon.

Bud opens it.

BUD     It's from some girl named April May June. 

PEGGY   Why didn't they just call her Spring?

BUD     [reads, cocky] She says he loves me. And she's coming over to see me tonight.

PEGGY   That's great, honey! [to Kelly] Did you write that card as a joke?

KELLY   [so Bud can hear] Why would I play a joke on little Bud? Life did that.

BUD     You did write it, didn't you, Kel? I mean, "April, May, June"... Those are all words you
        know. C'mon, tell me. 'Cause I've got a chance to go to the Bulls game tonight with Joey.

KELLY   Gee, Bud. Dilemma, dilemma. Do you get all dressed up, stay here and look like an idiot,
        or go to the game, stand up the only date you'll ever have, and look like an idiot. Hmm,
        tough one for Bud. Well, I'm going upstairs to get ready for my real date.

She crosses to the stairs. Bud follows her.

BUD     Did you write that, Kelly? Just say yes or no.

KELLY   No.

BUD     Come on, Kelly. Really. I know you did.

KELLY   Okay. Yeah, I did.

BUD     No you didn't. Really, Kel? 

Bud and Kelly exit upstairs as Al comes down in a robe.

AL      Okay, Peg. No sense in putting off the inevitable. The kids are upstairs so we probably
        shouldn't do it up there because of your screaming and everything.

PEGGY   That was your fault, Al. You were the one who turned the lights on.

AL      Hey, let's not throw stones on this romantic night. Okay, it's almost time, so, why don't
        you go down in the basement, sweep out that little area behind the furnace, lay out a
        couple rags and brace yourself.

PEGGY   I want to hear it, Al. I want to hear you say "I love you."

AL      Not that again. Peg, can't I just show you down in the water heater.

PEGGY   No.

AL      Okay. I know you didn't think of this yourself. Now, where did this come from? Phil?
        Oprah?

PEGGY   Marcy.

AL      I should have known. The only one we can't turn off.

PEGGY   Steve and Marcy don't only just say it, they mean it, and they show it. You know what
        Marcy's giving Steve tonight?

AL      A running start?

PEGGY   She's going to Cakes A Poppin', and have herself delivered to him. Then she's gonna pop
        out naked.

AL      I hope you're happy. I'll never have cake again.

PEGGY   Well, if she can go to all that trouble for Steve, the least you can do for say "I love
        you" to me. [a long beat] Al, I'm not going downstairs with you unless you say it.

AL      Withholding sex from me, Peg? Oh, no. Well, I guess I'll just have to relax and have fun
        instead. [beat] Come on, Peg, what's the big deal? You know I do. I just don't like to
        say it. It makes me sick.

PEGGY   Well, it doesn't make me sick to say it. I love you, Al.

AL      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

PEGGY   I'll be waiting upstairs.

Peggy exits upstairs. Sighs.

AL      Yeah, I owe Marcy a lot. [beat] Payback time. [he picks the phone and dials, then into
        phone] Hello, I'm calling about the Marcy Rhoades cake. I'm her husband. There's been a
        change in plans. Instead of the address she gave you... Do you have a pen?

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE TWO

INT: BUNDY'S LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - LATER THAT NIGHT

Al is sitting on the couch watching the game on TV. We hear the sportscaster.

SPORTS  [v.o.] Jordan fakes left, goes right. He's up... triple pump and he stuffs over Rodman.
        What a shot!

AL      [standing] Yes! Man, I love him!

Kelly and Bud enter from upstairs. Kelly is dressed for her date. Bud is wearing a robe and his
feet are bare.

KELLY   Bud, I don't know why you're dressed like that. You're going to look like an idiot in
        front of your little date.

BUD     Yeah, right, Kel.

KELLY   Well, if you don't think you really have a date, why did you pass up a chance to go to
        the game?

BUD     Look, maybe I just want to spend the night watching the game with my dad.

KELLY   Suit yourself. Dad, Mom's upstairs cursing you. I'm late. Gotta go.

AL      Wait a second. You guys are what... in your teens?

KELLY   Something like that, Dad.

AL      Well, that's a long time. And you've known me most of those years. How do you think your
        dad feels about you? I mean, do you know that your dad...

KELLY   Loves us?

AL      Yeah... that. You guys know that, right?

BUD     Sure. Dad... are you dying? 

AL      Yes, I am... But it's nothign new. So it's not important to hear uh...

KELLY   That you love us?

AL      [irritated] Yes.

BUD     Well, it probably contributes to Kelly's poor grades in school, her latent hostility, and
        fallen virtue. But other than that, it's no big deal.

Kelly shrugs an agreement.

KELLY   We think it would make a nice moment for when you're old and feeble.

Kelly holds out her hand for money. Al gives her some. She kisses him and crosses to the door.
Bud holds out his hand for money. Al gives him some. Bud sits down.

KELLY   I'd be getting ready if I were you, Bud.

BUD     You're not going to get me, Kel.

Kelly exits. Bud pulls off his robe. He's wearing a suit and a tie. The pants legs are rolled up.
Bud rolls them down. He takes his socks and shoes out of his pockets and puts them on.

BUD     Look, Dad, I've got a hot date coming. Could you leave?

AL      The game is on.

BUD     Dad, the way I see it if you left now it would be kinda like saying you love me.

Al lets out a long sigh, crosses to the stairs and starts up.

AL      [grumbling] Gee, I love paying the mortgage on this house.

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE THREE

INT: BEDROOM - MOMENTS LATER - NIGHT

Al enters. Peg sits on the edge of the bed.

AL      [casual] So what's doin'? [Peggy stares at him] C'mon, Peg. People shouldn't have to say
        it. It's unnecessary. I haven't cheated on you. I haven't killed you. I stayed here
        through two kids and your hot pants phase and I still have to say it? 

PEGGY   Yes.

AL      Why?

PEGGY   Because it's nice to know. Now I'll start. Al, I love you.

AL      Peg, this really makes my stomach hurt.

PEGGY   Then you can feel better real quick. Just say it.

AL      I... I gotta go to the bathroom.

Al turns and quickly exits into the bathroom.

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE FOUR

INT: BUNDY LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - NIGHT

Bud sits, sadly watching TV. His jacket is off, his tie is off, and his shirt is opened a few
buttons.

ANNOUN  [o.s.] And that's the game. Michael Jordan finishes with sixty-one of the Bulls
        eighty-eight points.

Bud flicks off the TV.
SFX: TV OFF
He picks up a bra and speaks to himself.

BUD     Thanks, Kell. Real funny joke. [he picks up a small cannister] April May June. So
        immature. Hope you like the itching powder in your bra.

Pours some on. The doorbell rings.
SFX: DOORBELL
Bud crosses to the door with the bra and opens it to April May June, a pretty young girl.

APRIL   Hi, Bud. Did you get my Valentine? I'm April May June.

Bud slams the door on her. He shoves the bra down his shirt. He opens the door.

BUD     [coolly] Come in, dear. [They cross to the couch and sit] Sooo. You have quite an unusual
        name. How did you get it?

APRIL   My parents were idiots.

BUD     We have a lot in common. [suave] So you want me to be your Valentine's, eh?

APRIL   Well, I saw you around school and thought you were kinda cute. But you never noticed me.

Bud starts scratching.

BUD     You think I'm cute?

APRIL   Sure. All the girls do.

BUD     [bitter] Then why do I only get one stinkin' Valentine? Sorry, I meant, thank you.

APRIL   Why are you scratching?

BUD     It's this bra. Excuse me. [he takes the bra out of his shirt] That's better.

APRIL   Don't you hate it when they ride up, too?

He nods and puts his arm around her. 

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE FIVE

INT: BUNDY BEDROOM - NIGHT

Peggy sits on the edge of her bed.

PEGGY   [calling out] Don't pull that upset stomach routine with me, Al. Come out here and tell
        me you love me. And you betetr mean it!

Al enters from the bathroom.

FREEZE FRAME:


IF THE VOTE IS "YES"
 
ALTERNATE SCENE

ACT TWO

SCENE SIX

INT: BUNDY BEDROOM - NIGHT

Peggy sits on the bed.

PEGGY   [to camera] Thank you so much for understanding. You must know what it's like to smell 
        his socks, to walk barefoot on his toenail clippings, and to kill what's living in his
        toothbrush. I deserve to hear "I love you" and dammit I'm going to. And for those of you
        who voted no, and think I should have a miserable life -- Don't worry. I do. [calling
        sweetly] Oh, Al.

ACT TWO

SCENE SEVEN

INT: BUNDY BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Al enters from the bathroom.

AL      All right, Peg. I'm going to say it. But before I say it, I want to tell you I really
        hate you. I don't want to do this. I'm unhappy. If you can see my face, you know I'm
        unhappy. And if you had a brain in that huge head, you'd know how I feel about you. Why
        else would I live with a nightmare like you? This is the worst Valentine's Day I've ever
        had. And if you think I'm gonna give you a jump after this, you're sadly mistaken. This
        takes everything I have. But if this is what you want, it's your lousy stinkin'
        Valentine's Day present. So here it is. I love you.

Peg goes to Al, puts her arms around him and gives him a big hug.

PEGGY   Oh, Al.

AL      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

PEGGY   I hope that Steve and Marcy are as happy as we are right now.

AL      Well, I don't know about Steve but Marcy's having the night of her life.

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE EIGHT

INT: BULLS LOCKER ROOM

A delivery man wheels a huge cake that has "DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL" written on it through two
opened swing doors. Marcy can be heard singing "My Funny Valentine" from inside the cake. The
delivery man closes the doors. They read: 
CHICAGO BULLS LOCKER ROOM

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT TWO


IF THE VOTE IS "NO"
 
ALTERNATE SCENE

ACT TWO

SCENE SIX

INT: BUNDY BEDROOM - NIGHT

Peggy sits on the bed.

PEGGY   [to camera] So you don't think I deserve to hear "I love you." Have you ever smelled his
        socks? Have you ever walked barefoot over his toenail clippings? Have you ever seen what
        lives in his toothbrush? I didn't think so. Feel pretty low now, don't you? You don't
        want to see him say it? Then turn off the set, 'cause he's gonna say it. [sweetly, calls
        out] Oh, Al.

Al enters from the bathroom.

AL      All right, Peg. I'm going to say it. But before I say it, I want to tell you I really
        hate you. I don't want to do this. I'm unhappy. If you can see my face, you know I'm
        unhappy. And if you had a brain in that huge head, you'd know how I feel about you. Why
        else would I live with a nightmare like you? This is the worst Valentine's Day I've ever
        had. And if you think I'm gonna give you a jump after this, you're sadly mistaken. This
        takes everything I have. But if this is what you want, it's your lousy stinkin'
        Valentine's Day present. So here it is. I love you.

Peg goes to Al, puts her arms around him and gives him a big hug.

PEGGY   Oh, Al.

AL      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

PEGGY   I hope that Steve and Marcy are as happy as we are right now.

AL      Well, I don't know about Steve but Marcy's having the night of her life.

DISSOLVE TO:


ACT TWO

SCENE

INT: BULLS LOCKER ROOM

A delivery man wheels a huge cake that has "DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL" written on it through two
opened swing doors. Marcy can be heard singing "My Funny Valentine" from inside the cake. The
delivery man closes the doors. They read: 
CHICAGO BULLS LOCKER ROOM

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT TWO