0814  -  HONEY I BLEW UP MYSELF

 
Rating: 10 out of 10
 
This is another good episode. The premisis is pretty good: It's Al's birthday. Peggy gets 
a very sexy picture of herself for Al and he hangs it up at work and puts a bag over it. 
So she has them blow it up.
 
"Hi Al, did you see it?" Peg
"Yes, Peg, I saw it. Ray Charles would've seen it!" Al
 
And then there is the usual fat woman in the shoe store:
 
"See? I told you I was a four." Enid
"No ma'am. 'Fore' is what you'll have to yell when the shoe pops off your foot!" Al
 
This is a tremendous episode, and it has so many more good lines like:
 
"I don't get it. Can't you both just look at your wives topless?" Aaron
"HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WIFE??" Al and Jefferson
"Aaron, let me explain something to you. When you've been married as long as I have, you don't 
want to see your wives topless. Speechless - maybe. Headless - naturally. But not topless!" Al
 
And Al's wife chant:
 
"I've seen her from the front. I've seen her from the back. I've seen her in a chair, I've 
seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch, I've seen her on her stupid 
couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall, I do not like her in my 
life, I do not like my big red wife!"
 
I give it a 10, and laugh my butt off every time I see it.