0616  -  RITES OF PASSAGE


"A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife!"  Al

"You must've confused me with the clown who gives a damn!"  Sticky

"Like I give a cat's ass!"  Buck

"Where the music stinks, and the water they drinks, at the nudie bar. Where the girlies dance, in 
their underpants, at the nudie bar. Where you can see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at 
the nudie bar."  Al

"Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar. Where you look at 
a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar. Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundy's kick 
ass! At the nudie bar."  Al

This episode was surprisingly funny and definantly good. Oh yeah, the plot and the clown-and-pony 
for an eighteenth birthday party is stupid, but Ed O'Neill and David Faustino really do what they 
do best, especially Ed O'Neill, take the stupid plot, twist it around, and make funny with it.

But, I liked it. I laughed at it. And that is really what you look for in this, right?

Rating: 7.5 out of 10 (for the stupid plot and pony-and-clown birthday idea)