HE THOUGHT HE COULD
 

Not an instant classic of Married... With Children, but, it really isn't that bad either. 
Of course Ed O' Neill is the limelight of the show, but I think this episode was really 
a kid episode.
 
There was actually one thing in there I NEVER thought I would hear Al Bundy say:
 
"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that 
doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? That may be a loser 
to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up I know it's not going 
to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down tang, 
and still frozen pop-tart, get in my car with no upholstry, no gas, and six more 
payments, to fight traffic, just for the privlage of putting cheap shoes on the cloven 
hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never 
know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving 
without a bag on my head! But I am not a loser. Cause despite it all, me and every other 
guy, who will never be what he wanted to be, are still out there being what we don't want 
to be, forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you 
pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
 

Like I said -- not a classic -- but still fun. And if it doesn't make sense to you -- 
it isn't supposed to -- it's a comedy!! 6.