Married with Children... All Things Episodic
257. 05/05/97 "THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR" (1123)
Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin
Rating : 6 out of 10.
Starla, the prison based penpal that Bud has lied to is on the run, and looking to get
all she needs from the Bundy mansion, with a little help from her boyfriend, Lonnie,
and her gun!
Lonnie is as dim as Kelly, and the two dimwits soon realise they are a match made in
Meanwhile Bud is expecting erotic games with a sex starved criminal. He's been promised
a strip search, and has 'hidden things' on or in his body (the mind boggles!).
The Darcys stumble into the mess. They're dressed for a fancy dress party. Jefferson is
dressed as a very large animal (a sheep?). Marcy complains of feeling violated when
Starla takes her Mercedes. Meanwhile the big sheep (Jefferson) is being violated by Lucky,
who's clamped onto Jefferson's leg in a doggy grip of passion.
Starla sends a bullet flying, blowing the TV remote out of Al's hand. Peg reels in grief
as 'poor clicky' is blown to smithereens. Peg doesn't seem to give a damn about Al though.
Al takes another bullet - only being saved by his lucky shoehorn in his chest pocket. In
the absence of the dimwitted Officer Dan, the cops actually succeed in capturing Starla
and Lonnie. Lonnie proposes to Kelly as the cops haul him off. Kelly accepts... (see next
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