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Postby Tido » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:52 pm

Why did Bud & Kelly kissing?
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Postby Daniel » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:55 pm

They just pretended to.
It was a spontaneous, funny (I think not for CA) idea of DF.
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Postby Lonely Shoe Salesman » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:28 am

Al - "If there was no aliens, how will you explain these?!"

Kelly - "NOOOOO!!!!" - facing a bunch of kids running right at her, but that was rather sweet, so not really cool-the-standard-cool way

Kelly - "She'll turn us into frogs!AAAAAAAH!" - looking at Bud & bursting with laughter moment later, a killer one

Al - "{hearing knocking at garage door}Oh, maybe it's the life I ordered".

"So the lone shoe salesman layed down and died".

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Postby Glenn » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:03 am

Maybe becaause it's a german site :)
Dicke Frauen: Eins, Zwo, Drei, Vier, keine Dickenwitze hier!
Al: Fünf, Sechs, Sieben, Acht, bis ihr durch den Boden kracht.

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Postby al bundee » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:32 am

There are so many good quotes I can go on forever to list them lol

One I like is when AL goes for his drivers test, and the way how they call out his name... Boondy, Al Boondy

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Postby tee hee! » Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:40 pm

*might not be exact qoutes but close enough.

AL: " dumdumdumdumdumdum VEGETABLE GARDEN! dumdumdumdumdumdum CORN!" - from the vegetable garden episode.

AL: " today i consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. i would like to say i hate you all, i think of no one but myself..." - from the softball episode (i think).

old black guy country hillbilly: " Dodge is a damn fine car. Ran over my wife w/ a Dodge." - from the gold digging episode.

old witch: " ...lower uncton shall always be in darkness!"
Sheamus McBundy(Al) : " aye, will ya be floating above us blocking the sun?"- from the england episode.

What a great show this was !

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top three quotes

Postby Market Dweller » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:25 am

My Top three MWC quotes:

3. [Al] Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much you get a belly ache.

2. [Kelly] Daddy good, sleepy now.

1. [Al] Look out, no brakes, no brakes!

True fans know where these quotes are from. Glad MWC is appreciated outside the US.

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Postby Glenn » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:39 pm

I think, the 3. you wrote was different. IMO it goes like this:

"Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much 'til your tummy aches"
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Al: Fünf, Sechs, Sieben, Acht, bis ihr durch den Boden kracht.

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Postby Cusa987 » Wed May 17, 2006 11:15 am

So you can fit Oprah in your busy schedule of
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Pag(to Al about her mom):Isn't that great, she's trying to save the Earth!
Al: She is the Earth!
Beschissen hat man nur wenn man dabei erwischt wird!

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Postby Cusa987 » Wed May 17, 2006 1:58 pm

Al before street battle:Any last words??
guy at street:yeah, your wife's good in bed
Al:so you are a liar too!
Beschissen hat man nur wenn man dabei erwischt wird!

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Postby i hate the dodge » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:44 am

al bundy : People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.

al bundy : I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.

al bundy : The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!

al bundy : It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!

al bundy : Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!

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Postby njmiller » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:04 pm

Married... with aliens

---al and peg in bed and als complaining that his head hurts and..
Peg says: every time you get the slightest of injury you complain about it like the time you were changing the tire and the car fell on you, like i got a lot of sleep that night... I CANT FEEL MY LEGS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS.

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Postby Jefferson Darcy » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:38 pm

Al Bundy :"Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?"
Al Bundy :"Go away, Peg!"
Al Bundy :"Oh. life is good! But not for me..."
Remember our motto: We ain't got it !!!

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Postby NO MAAM » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:58 pm

Al Bundy arguing with his family about how he has no money.

Al Bundy:..."Peg would you like a bmw"?

Peg:"I always thought of my self as a Jaguar type of person"

Al Bundy:"If only i could find one hungry enough"!

or

Al:" :D hooter hooters,yum yum yum...hooters,hooters on a girl that's dumb!"
Al:Hooters hooters,yum yum yum...hooters ,hooters on a girl thats dumb!

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Postby PsychoDad » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:25 pm

Al Bundy: Women, you can't live with 'em............The End :D
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