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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby Dr. Shoe » Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:33 am

Its the very same episode. The one where the little rich kid makes Kelly go to the dance with him in return for a part in a jeans commercial. Last episode of season 9.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby MadBionicleCollector » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:44 am

hooters, hooters yum, yum, yum hooters on a blonde that's dumb :D
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby Snowman » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:42 am

I have so many favorite quotes; it was almost impossible to narrow the list down to these :wink:

Al to Steve in the lingere shop when a gorgeous brunette in a tight dress walks by:
AL: Heh. Let's see the Japaneese build a better one of those.

Al, being forced to have Buck neutered:
PEGGY: Marcy suggested this vet that's not too far from us. And guess what, Al, she's a woman.
AL: Of course. What does she do? Nag 'em till they drop off?

Kelly describing her new love:
PEGGY: So, what's his name?
KELLY: Brian. Oh Mom, I love everything about him. His hair, his lips, his breath...
PEGGY: His breath? Really? [She glances at Al] Well, there goes the old myth of a girl wanting a guy just like her father.
AL: Peg, I wonder why you never went after a guy like your father. Or weren't there any chronically unemployed, social parasites [long pause due to audience howling] the month you were in your prime?

Al and Peggy lay down on the couch and just start making out when the front door bursts open and a group of neighbors enter the living room:
NEIGHBOR: We're here, Bundy!
Al picks his head up suddenly and stares at the incoming people.
NEIGHBOR: Bundy, Bundy, Bundy. Don't you know you shouldn't leave your door unlocked? It's an invitation to intruders.
AL [annoyed, to Peggy]: What are they doing here??
PEGGY: They're the Neighborhood Watch group. I invited them.
AL [in disbelief, to Peggy]: To watch this?!?

Al, Steve, Bud, Peggy, Marci, and Kelly, are trapped in a cabin surrounded by wild animals. The girls are all on their period :wink:
AL: Well, the cast of Bambi is out there now. And in here [Al looks over at Peggy, Marcie, and Kelly] we have some of the seven dwarves: Puffy, Crabby and Horny.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby marriedaniac » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:02 pm

Bump!

I was gonna start a new thread for favourite quotes, but one already exists. Let's rock.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby LetsRock » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:20 pm

"What does that toilet have that I don't?"
"A job" :lol:

Laughed my head off at that one!!
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby marriedaniac » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:08 am

"Peg, if your job was any easier you'd be in an urn in the garage."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby ARMAN » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:57 am

i like Kelly's: Well this is a fine howdy ya doody :) :D

also good one is in 0822
Are you Al Bundy?
Why, yes, I am.
Oh, and that's my... My-- My housekeeper, Consuela.
Oh, Consuela, upstairs-oh.

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AL Tell her, Peg. Tell her who the good-looking stud is who has all the neighborhood women
shaving their moustaches. :lol:

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby LetsRock » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:09 pm

ARMAN wrote:i like Kelly's: Well this is a fine howdy ya doody :) :D

also good one is in 0822
Are you Al Bundy?
Why, yes, I am.
Oh, and that's my... My-- My housekeeper, Consuela.
Oh, Consuela, upstairs-oh.

0509
AL Tell her, Peg. Tell her who the good-looking stud is who has all the neighborhood women
shaving their moustaches. :lol:


:lol: I keep saying 'well this is a fine howdy ya doody' or at least thinking it when something or someones pissed me off :lol:

Peg: "Who would you rather spend the night with? A - Your wife, or B.."
Al: "B". :lol:
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby ARMAN » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:15 pm

lol really? :) does it get some laughs?

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby marriedaniac » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:39 am

ARMAN wrote:
0509
AL Tell her, Peg. Tell her who the good-looking stud is who has all the neighborhood women
shaving their moustaches. :lol:


Peg: "I don't know where this sexy I'm-a-human-being nonsense started, but it's gonna stop right now!"

LetsRock wrote:Peg: "Who would you rather spend the night with? A - Your wife, or B.."
Al: "B". :lol:


LOVE that. :)

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby TerryJ » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:51 am

Some of my faves:

Son of overweight woman: I want a balloon!
Al: You've already got one!

and this one-

Al: It's a man's right to drive alone in his car. A man's car is his castle!
Peg: I thought a man's home was his castle.
Al: It is, if he can slay the dragon that's living there!


And of course the whole 'ice fishing' excuse from the ep where they were going to DC to save Psycho Dad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka17gQzODrw

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Postby LetsRock » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:22 pm

TerryJ wrote:Some of my faves:

Son of overweight woman: I want a balloon!
Al: You've already got one!

and this one-

Al: It's a man's right to drive alone in his car. A man's car is his castle!
Peg: I thought a man's home was his castle.
Al: It is, if he can slay the dragon that's living there!


And of course the whole 'ice fishing' excuse from the ep where they were going to DC to save Psycho Dad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka17gQzODrw



:lol: :lol: That balloon bit was gold - The first fat woman insult wasn't it?
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Postby ARMAN » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:19 am

nate wrote:
Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."

Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"


last one is gold :D

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Postby LetsRock » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:34 am

ARMAN wrote:
nate wrote:
Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."

Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"


last one is gold :D


That one is really good :lol: :lol: I also love in that episode where Jefferson mistakes an avocado for a grenade :lol:
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Re: Re:

Postby marriedaniac » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:45 am

LetsRock wrote:
ARMAN wrote:
nate wrote:
Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"


last one is gold :D


That one is really good :lol: :lol: I also love in that episode where Jefferson mistakes an avocado for a grenade :lol:


Haha, I was gonna quote that next!

Another Jefferson one, then, in 904:
*Bud reaches for his wallet* "He's got a gun!!" *hides behind Marcy*


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