Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:52 pm
Why did Bud & Kelly kissing?
They just pretended to.
It was a spontaneous, funny (I think not for CA) idea of DF.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:55 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:28 am
Al - "If there was no aliens, how will you explain these?!"
Kelly - "NOOOOO!!!!" - facing a bunch of kids running right at her, but that was rather sweet, so not really cool-the-standard-cool way
Kelly - "She'll turn us into frogs!AAAAAAAH!" - looking at Bud & bursting with laughter moment later, a killer one
Al - "{hearing knocking at garage door}Oh, maybe it's the life I ordered".
"So the lone shoe salesman layed down and died".
This is my first post. Hi everyone! All hail the Duke
How come there ain't no american fans here?..
Kelly - "NOOOOO!!!!" - facing a bunch of kids running right at her, but that was rather sweet, so not really cool-the-standard-cool way
Kelly - "She'll turn us into frogs!AAAAAAAH!" - looking at Bud & bursting with laughter moment later, a killer one
Al - "{hearing knocking at garage door}Oh, maybe it's the life I ordered".
"So the lone shoe salesman layed down and died".
This is my first post. Hi everyone! All hail the Duke
How come there ain't no american fans here?..
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:03 am
Maybe becaause it's a german site 
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:32 am
There are so many good quotes I can go on forever to list them lol
One I like is when AL goes for his drivers test, and the way how they call out his name... Boondy, Al Boondy
One I like is when AL goes for his drivers test, and the way how they call out his name... Boondy, Al Boondy
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:40 pm
*might not be exact qoutes but close enough.
AL: " dumdumdumdumdumdum VEGETABLE GARDEN! dumdumdumdumdumdum CORN!" - from the vegetable garden episode.
AL: " today i consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. i would like to say i hate you all, i think of no one but myself..." - from the softball episode (i think).
old black guy country hillbilly: " Dodge is a damn fine car. Ran over my wife w/ a Dodge." - from the gold digging episode.
old witch: " ...lower uncton shall always be in darkness!"
Sheamus McBundy(Al) : " aye, will ya be floating above us blocking the sun?"- from the england episode.
What a great show this was !
AL: " dumdumdumdumdumdum VEGETABLE GARDEN! dumdumdumdumdumdum CORN!" - from the vegetable garden episode.
AL: " today i consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. i would like to say i hate you all, i think of no one but myself..." - from the softball episode (i think).
old black guy country hillbilly: " Dodge is a damn fine car. Ran over my wife w/ a Dodge." - from the gold digging episode.
old witch: " ...lower uncton shall always be in darkness!"
Sheamus McBundy(Al) : " aye, will ya be floating above us blocking the sun?"- from the england episode.
What a great show this was !
top three quotes
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:25 am
My Top three MWC quotes:
3. [Al] Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much you get a belly ache.
2. [Kelly] Daddy good, sleepy now.
1. [Al] Look out, no brakes, no brakes!
True fans know where these quotes are from. Glad MWC is appreciated outside the US.
3. [Al] Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much you get a belly ache.
2. [Kelly] Daddy good, sleepy now.
1. [Al] Look out, no brakes, no brakes!
True fans know where these quotes are from. Glad MWC is appreciated outside the US.
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:39 pm
I think, the 3. you wrote was different. IMO it goes like this:
"Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much 'til your tummy aches"
"Choco cake, choco cake, eat so much 'til your tummy aches"
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:15 am
So you can fit Oprah in your busy schedule of
loaf-nibble-snoor
watch-castrate husband
loaf-loaf-snoor
Pag(to Al about her mom):Isn't that great, she's trying to save the Earth!
Al: She is the Earth!
loaf-nibble-snoor
watch-castrate husband
loaf-loaf-snoor
Pag(to Al about her mom):Isn't that great, she's trying to save the Earth!
Al: She is the Earth!
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:58 pm
Al before street battle:Any last words??
guy at street:yeah, your wife's good in bed
Al:so you are a liar too!
guy at street:yeah, your wife's good in bed
Al:so you are a liar too!
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:44 am
al bundy : People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
al bundy : I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
al bundy : The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!
al bundy : It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!
al bundy : Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!
al bundy : I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
al bundy : The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!
al bundy : It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!
al bundy : Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:04 pm
Married... with aliens
---al and peg in bed and als complaining that his head hurts and..
Peg says: every time you get the slightest of injury you complain about it like the time you were changing the tire and the car fell on you, like i got a lot of sleep that night... I CANT FEEL MY LEGS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS.
---al and peg in bed and als complaining that his head hurts and..
Peg says: every time you get the slightest of injury you complain about it like the time you were changing the tire and the car fell on you, like i got a lot of sleep that night... I CANT FEEL MY LEGS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS.
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:38 pm
Al Bundy :"Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?"
Al Bundy :"Go away, Peg!"
Al Bundy :"Oh. life is good! But not for me..."
Al Bundy :"Go away, Peg!"
Al Bundy :"Oh. life is good! But not for me..."
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:58 pm
Al Bundy arguing with his family about how he has no money.
Al Bundy:..."Peg would you like a bmw"?
Peg:"I always thought of my self as a Jaguar type of person"
Al Bundy:"If only i could find one hungry enough"!
or
Al:"
hooter hooters,yum yum yum...hooters,hooters on a girl that's dumb!"
Al Bundy:..."Peg would you like a bmw"?
Peg:"I always thought of my self as a Jaguar type of person"
Al Bundy:"If only i could find one hungry enough"!
or
Al:"
hooter hooters,yum yum yum...hooters,hooters on a girl that's dumb!"Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:25 pm
Al Bundy: Women, you can't live with 'em............The End