Favorite Quotes
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:37 pm
What are some of your favorite quotes from the show? Here are some of mine...
AL: It's not that I don't care...Oh sure that's part of it.
AL: Son, you've got two choices: get out OR...get the HELL out.
AL: A fat woman walks into the shoe store today. She says, "I'd like to see something that would make my feet look smaller", so I said "try your ass."
AL: (speaking of Peg)
I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in the sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall,
I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life,
I do not like my big red wife.
Now, can I get a whoa Bundy?
whoooooaaaaaa BUNDYYYYYYY!
AL: It's not that I don't care...Oh sure that's part of it.
AL: Son, you've got two choices: get out OR...get the HELL out.
AL: A fat woman walks into the shoe store today. She says, "I'd like to see something that would make my feet look smaller", so I said "try your ass."
AL: (speaking of Peg)
I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in the sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall,
I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life,
I do not like my big red wife.
Now, can I get a whoa Bundy?
whoooooaaaaaa BUNDYYYYYYY!