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Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:37 pm**

What are some of your favorite quotes from the show? Here are some of mine...

AL: It's not that I don't care...Oh sure that's part of it.

AL: Son, you've got two choices: get out OR...get the HELL out.

AL: A fat woman walks into the shoe store today. She says, "I'd like to see something that would make my feet look smaller", so I said "try your ass."

AL: (speaking of Peg)
I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in the sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall,
I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life,
I do not like my big red wife.

Now, can I get a whoa Bundy?
whoooooaaaaaa BUNDYYYYYYY!

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:05 pm**

All: "Guess what happend today...A fat woman..." sayings are cool!

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:36 am**

hello all!

i'm new guest here.

my name is Eyal, from Israel, and i'm a big (an umangess, as a great caracter said) fan of BUNDY!

anyway,
NOMAAM, this is for you:

1. "What can i do when i'm brounded, and i know i'm a man"...

2. "Hey, Over here"... then Al got back in the house and said- "wow, it's freezing outside"... (Fair exchange)

i will continue later today. gtg!

BLADIOS...

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:54 am**

Hey Eyal!

Welcome!

There are quiet a lot of MWC fans in Israel.
I've also an Isreal special with C.A. and D.F from the Israel TV.
There was Bud trying to pretend to kiss Christina.

Here 3 (very bad quality) caps:

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:08 pm**

hehe- nice!

i see you have all kinds of surprises, ha?

i would love it if you can share special things with me.
thanks!

and... you are right- there are lots of mwc fans in israel.
i have some good friends, which are fans too...

remember this:

Al seats on the couch with Peg. they watch tv (Al is at home because he "retired" from the shoe buisness, after Gary didn't come to visit him and tell him "good job").
every 5 seconds Al asks Peg:
"who is this"??? "who is this"???
peg got piced on Al and wanted to choke him.
sudenly, marcy knocked on the door, and Al asked again:
"who is this"???

hehe- that was a great part!

share some good staff too!
and, can you please give my a link for the chat?
thanks!

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:32 pm**

Is "Nesuim Plus" still running on "Shesh Plus" (נשואים פלוס.) ?

What things do you thing of we can share?

and, can you please give my a link for the chat?

http://www.albundy.net/gtchat
But it's not so easy to meet there because of the problem with the time-difference

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:50 pm**

"All Night Security Dude"

Spare Tire: After the game I fell into a deep depression. And I turned where too many kids turn to drown there sorrows. Pie. Come tryouts, I could no longer get into a 3 point stance unless there was a pie on the floor. My career was over. You stole the glory that should have been mine.

Al: I had a little bit of glory, yeah, but you had pie! And I haven't eaten in 19 years. I'd give you that trophy right now for a piece of pie![/b]

"The Old College Try"

Bud: All the guys dorms were full, so they put me in the womens dorm! luckily they knew I was mature enough to handle it. Excuse me 1 second..

*Bud drills a hole into the wall to see girls showering

Al:Thats low son....
ITS TOO LOW YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT KNEE CAPS! MOVE IT UP BOY, MOVE IT UP!

Posted: **Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:23 am**

i like the one when bud sleeps with the guys cousin marcy thinks it's jefferson and al says "why would he go for a fresh young piece of meat when he has a piece of dried up beef jerkey at home?"

by the way what episode and season is that in?

Posted: **Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:16 pm**

bundyfan666 wrote:i like the one when bud sleeps with the guys cousin marcy thinks it's jefferson and al says "why would he go for a fresh young piece of meat when he has a piece of dried up beef jerkey at home?" by the way what episode and season is that in?

Lol, thats a great episode. It's ep. 725 - Wedding Repercussions.

Posted: **Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:52 pm**

And oh-man, MWC quotes...where to start!

I like the ones where Kelly insults Bud, and vice-versa:

Bud: "Save your breath, Hungry Man dinner."
Bud: "Nice try, million-man march."

Kelly: "HO-HO, pimple-stiltskin."

And just some other random quotes:

Al: "Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain."

Al: "Let me tell you something about sharing: Don't do it, it can only come to trouble. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it."
Peggy: "Maybe that's because nothing good went IN to it."

Al: "Ah, home sweet hell."

Peggy: "Al, my blisters are hurting from carrying that food to the checkout counter."
Al: "Well Peg, if you had been there before, you would have known that the carts at the front of the store were for that."
Peggy: "I thought that was parking for the homeless..."

Al: "Let's rock."

Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."

[On hold on the phone with the police]
Al: "Lousy bribe-takin', donut sucking, trigger-happ... Hello, Officer?"

[In shoe store]
Old Lady: "I'm still not sure I want these shoes. What would you recommend to go with them?"
Al: "A bubbling cauldron?"
Old Lady: "You've got a lot of nerve."
Al: "I have to, to get this close to your feet."

Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"

[Al is going outside shirtless]
Peggy: "Where are you going?"
Al: "Where do you think I'm going?"
Peggy: "To the "Mr. Pudding Belly" tryouts?"

Al: [on Peg's pregnancy] "God, I feel like Exxon. One spill, I'm paying for it the rest of my life!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:27 am**

nate wrote:And oh-man, MWC quotes...where to start!

I like the ones where Kelly insults Bud, and vice-versa:

Bud: "Save your breath, Hungry Man dinner."
Bud: "Nice try, million-man march."

Kelly: "HO-HO, pimple-stiltskin."

And just some other random quotes:

Al: "Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain."

Al: "Let me tell you something about sharing: Don't do it, it can only come to trouble. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it."
Peggy: "Maybe that's because nothing good went IN to it."

Al: "Ah, home sweet hell."

Peggy: "Al, my blisters are hurting from carrying that food to the checkout counter."
Al: "Well Peg, if you had been there before, you would have known that the carts at the front of the store were for that."
Peggy: "I thought that was parking for the homeless..."

Al: "Let's rock."

Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."

[On hold on the phone with the police]
Al: "Lousy bribe-takin', donut sucking, trigger-happ... Hello, Officer?"

[In shoe store]
Old Lady: "I'm still not sure I want these shoes. What would you recommend to go with them?"
Al: "A bubbling cauldron?"
Old Lady: "You've got a lot of nerve."
Al: "I have to, to get this close to your feet."

Al: "My country would never rule against me."
Bud: "Dad, they ruled against you."
Al: "Damn George Washington! I wish he was dead."

Griff: "Al, if I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife and..."
Al: "Tell her that you love her?"
Griff: "No. Tell her she's a BITCH!"

[Al is going outside shirtless]
Peggy: "Where are you going?"
Al: "Where do you think I'm going?"
Peggy: "To the "Mr. Pudding Belly" tryouts?"

Al: [on Peg's pregnancy] "God, I feel like Exxon. One spill, I'm paying for it the rest of my life!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:31 am**

AL Bundy has a saxy newt-sak. I half leek'd ipon eet, too tay'mz.

tew tames

tu teemz

teeyoo thaimes

chew chimes !!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:36 am**

eeetz mey, hahgeen. deed eye chell yew that eye illso tayshted hees arseh?

<- deesh eesh mey, choompeen ooon heees arshe.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:42 pm**

Al: if it is broken dont fix it

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:18 am**

MASTER416 wrote:"All Night Security Dude"

Spare Tire: After the game I fell into a deep depression. And I turned where too many kids turn to drown there sorrows. Pie. Come tryouts, I could no longer get into a 3 point stance unless there was a pie on the floor. My career was over. You stole the glory that should have been mine.

Al: I had a little bit of glory, yeah, but you had pie! And I haven't eaten in 19 years. I'd give you that trophy right now for a piece of pie![/b]

"The Old College Try"

Bud: All the guys dorms were full, so they put me in the womens dorm! luckily they knew I was mature enough to handle it. Excuse me 1 second..

*Bud drills a hole into the wall to see girls showering

Al:Thats low son....
ITS TOO LOW YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT KNEE CAPS! MOVE IT UP BOY, MOVE IT UP!

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