Greatest "Al Bundy" quote from real life

[doubleOshoe]

Dear Couch potatoes and Fellow Shoe Salesmen,

My uncle on thanksgiving day, most "affectionately" said about his new (second) wife
" If I had kept the receipt, Id return her to the store"
This gave me an idea for a new thread - What is the most "Bundy" thing someone in real life has said in front of you.
Please note that this means - Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud (or even Buck/Lucky)

Once we reach a "sizeable" number we can put these to vote for the best quote.

[Shoe Dick]

Dear Couch potatoes and Fellow Shoe Salesmen,

My uncle on thanksgiving day, most "affectionately" said about his new (second) wife
" If I had kept the receipt, Id return her to the store"

Your uncle is hilarious!

[marriedaniac]

After moving house, my dad said that he was off to find "a proper barber" as in, not a salon.

[Dr. Shoe]

ooooh I like this thread idea....I need to think on that.