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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Spare Tire Dixon » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:17 pm

How does Al clog the toilet when he never eats?
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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Dr. Shoe » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:48 pm

Why is Bud a perennial virgin when he's always tricking hot babes, lonely older women, and Marcy's niece into bed with him? Also I'm pretty sure he was taken advantage of by a couple of beastly women.

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby marriedaniac » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:58 pm

Dr. Shoe wrote: I'm pretty sure he was taken advantage of by a couple of beastly women.

"Now I know how Tom Arnold feels."

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby marriedaniac » Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:50 am

Dr. Shoe wrote:You go then I'll go.....


Can it be true that Kelly has only ever had ONE pimple in her life? :D

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Dr. Shoe » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:16 pm

Why is Bud Pimplestiltskin and etc. and yet you never see any pimples?

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Spare Tire Dixon » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:15 pm

How can Peggy sit on the couch eating Bon-bons all day and not get fat?
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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby marriedaniac » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:14 pm

Why does Al say "MARcedes" instead of MERcedes?

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Dr. Shoe » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:50 pm

Why in the first season does Al talk about already having purchased his retirement property at Lake Chicamacomico and knowing then that it was a toxic waste dump, only to be found still making payments for it in season 5?


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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Spare Tire Dixon » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:01 pm

Perhaps Al doesn't care that it's a toxic waste dump.

Peg, nor anyone else rarely does any housework, yet the Bundy house is pretty tidy.
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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Dr. Shoe » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:24 am

Spare Tire Dixon wrote:Perhaps Al doesn't care that it's a toxic waste dump.

Peg, nor anyone else rarely does any housework, yet the Bundy house is pretty tidy.


No no, in Married With Who Part 2, it's as though it's the first time he's heard it.

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby marriedaniac » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:45 am

Dr. Shoe wrote:
Spare Tire Dixon wrote:Perhaps Al doesn't care that it's a toxic waste dump.


No no, in Married With Who Part 2, it's as though it's the first time he's heard it.


Part 2?
But you're right in that it sounds like it's the first he's heard of it. "A view of Lake... *reads* Chicamacomico!"

Nightmare on Al's Street: "I'd bet my retirement property on it... if the Army didn't have it padlocked."

Lazy writing/continuity perhaps. ;)

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Dr. Shoe » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:03 am

I have no idea why I said part 2....

Anyway, I found another one...we know from Al's driver's license that Al's birthday is in November, however in Luck of the Bundys Peg says he's a Cancer....

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby marriedaniac » Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:45 pm

Dr. Shoe wrote:Anyway, I found another one...we know from Al's driver's license that Al's birthday is in November, however in Luck of the Bundys Peg says he's a Cancer....

And in that episode he says his birthday is "two months" after Peg's, but hers is April 12th.

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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby AlphonseLeBundiac » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:30 pm

The greatest enigma seems to be this:
Why is there a bunch of peeps still obsessing about this utterly broken man, this utterly dysfunctional family,
turning every stone of a storyline that was obviously never taken seriously by its writers? 8O
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Re: MWC ENIGMAS

Postby Dr. Shoe » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:01 pm

I use it as an escape....kind of a hobby.


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