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by Buffalo Al
Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:27 pm
Forum: Season 6
Topic: 612 Der Schuhgroupie/So this is how Sinatra felt
Replies: 6
Views: 4672

Re: 612 Der Schuhgroupie/So this is how Sinatra felt

I love to see a man on all fours. You know, I felt a lot of hands on my feet, but yours were so strong, yet so yielding.
by Buffalo Al
Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:24 am
Forum: English
Topic: Thread for guest stars!
Replies: 7
Views: 2091

Re: Thread for guest stars!

Met two of them- Sandi Taylor AKA Naomi, the Victoria's Secret model from Ride Scare ("I've seen your face prints on the window.") and Tia Carerre, better known as Piper Bowman. The crazy thing is that Sandra was only 27 when she made her guest appearance. This is what she looks like at 45: http://s...
by Buffalo Al
Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:04 am
Forum: Season 7
Topic: 707 Für Bier gegen Wein/The Chicago wine party
Replies: 6
Views: 4237

Re: 707 Für Bier gegen Wein/The Chicago wine party

They're trying to sneak by a two cent beer tax. Two cents! And what really gets to me is, that the money they're gonna raise is gonna go for education! Well, I'll be damned if I'm paying two cents for some moron to learn how to read! I mean, when is it gonna end? I mean, pretty soon they'll be taxin...
by Buffalo Al
Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:44 pm
Forum: Season 6
Topic: 620 Kelly und die Genies/High I.Q.
Replies: 7
Views: 3259

Re: 620 Kelly und die Genies/High I.Q.

Look at the sweat glistening off their bodies. Muscles tensed, brows furrowed. I think they're almost finished.

Yes!

I think they did it. And in only 15 minutes.

Peg, we've opened the box.
by Buffalo Al
Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:36 pm
Forum: Season 8
Topic: 816 Die Grenze/How green was my apple
Replies: 5
Views: 2967

Re: 816 Die Grenze/How green was my apple

Police? Al Bundy here! I'd like to report a stolen apple!
by Buffalo Al
Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:56 pm
Forum: Season 6
Topic: 604 Miss Käse/Cheese, cues and blood
Replies: 2
Views: 2554

Re: 604 Miss Käse/Cheese, cues and blood

I've been running all over town, selling pints of blood to nine blood banks.
by Buffalo Al
Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: Season 2
Topic: 216 Mein Hund hat Kredit / Master The Possibilities
Replies: 8
Views: 4120

Re: 216 Mein Hund hat Kredit / Master The Possibilities

"Yodelling Andy's Train Songs. Yodelling Andy's Yodelling Songs. Yodelling Andy Yodels the Blues. Best of Yodelling Andy... oh, and Yodelling Andy's bill for a hundred and eleven dollars."
by Buffalo Al
Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:30 am
Forum: Season 2
Topic: 213 Vom Himmel hoch... / You Better Watch Out
Replies: 3
Views: 2928

Re: 213 Vom Himmel hoch... / You Better Watch Out

Let me tell you kids something about that Lakeside Mall. It's taking away all the business from my mall, which if this continues, we'll be broke and living in a cardboard box under the L!
by Buffalo Al
Sun May 27, 2012 5:40 am
Forum: Questions
Topic: Have you ever met any MWC Guest Stars?
Replies: 8
Views: 5040

Re: Have you ever met any MWC Guest Stars?

Here are the stories behind the 2 meetings: Sandra- saw her in August 2010 at Chicago Comic Con. This girl is ridiculously hot for her age- she was 43 at the time and is flat-out ageless- and told me she is still asked about that Married.... appearance to this day. She's my favorite Playboy covergir...
by Buffalo Al
Thu May 24, 2012 8:19 pm
Forum: Season 3
Topic: 310 Warum ausgerechnet mein Friseur?/RequiemForA Dead Barber
Replies: 6
Views: 4441

Re: 310 Warum ausgerechnet mein Friseur?/RequiemForA Dead Ba

They take the pinball machine, give you video games. What do I care if a monkey can make it to the top of a building? Unless he's going up there to throw off his wife, it doesn't matter to me.
by Buffalo Al
Thu May 24, 2012 8:15 pm
Forum: Season 3
Topic: 303 Die Erscheinung / I'm Going to Sweatland
Replies: 5
Views: 3656

Re: 303 Die Erscheinung / I'm Going to Sweatland

Peg, let me explain three things to you. Number one: Elvis is dead. Number two: Elvis was never good when he was alive. And number three: if Elvis was alive, he'd want you to clean my shirts!
by Buffalo Al
Wed May 23, 2012 10:26 pm
Forum: Season 4
Topic: 418 Die Freuden der Rache / What goes around comes around
Replies: 9
Views: 3260

Re: 418 Die Freuden der Rache / What goes around comes aroun

"We're seeking one of the great football heroes of the Chicago land area, that's why we've asked YOU... Mr. Gail Sayers. No, that's crossed out

Mr. Jim McMahon", crossed out...

Mr. Walter Peyton, Mr. Mike Singletary, Mr. ABE VAGODA!?" All crossed out.

Ah, here we go.

Mr. Alf Bundy.
by Buffalo Al
Wed May 23, 2012 10:24 pm
Forum: Season 3
Topic: 315 Der Verfolger / The Harder They Fall
Replies: 6
Views: 3524

Re: 315 Der Verfolger / The Harder They Fall

Why can't we get a VHS machine? I mean, we're missing a lot of good movies. I heard they made a second "Godfather".

Hey, if it was any good, it would've been on Beta.
by Buffalo Al
Thu May 17, 2012 5:39 am
Forum: Season 5
Topic: 508 Jagdsaison/Wabbit season
Replies: 11
Views: 4582

Re: 508 Jagdsaison/Wabbit season

I must have poured a million gallons of water down that hole. I flooded the whole block. Now, if that rabbit's still alive, I'm yours tonight.
by Buffalo Al
Thu May 17, 2012 4:40 am
Forum: Season 6
Topic: 621 Bud zwischen zwei Frauen/Teacher pets
Replies: 7
Views: 3664

Re: 621 Bud zwischen zwei Frauen/Teacher pets

I wonder if Al only insulted the teacher because it happened to be the substitute he saw.

It would have been highly interesting to see if he would have attacked Ms. McGowan the same way. (Did he go imto the classroom thinking differently?)